Ways to Annoy your Bathroom Mates
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Make sure you print this out so you can do these correctly. Try not to get the paper all poopy either. Oh yeah, POOOOOOOOOP.
[edit] The Poop List
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. "Damn, this water is cold."
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. "Now how did that get there?"
8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
10. "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing Born Free.
19. Bring a pound of bloody raw hamburger, then while screaming in a loud voice, spatter the hamburger on the floor and under the stalls. Afterwards, walk out of the stall with a bit of meat on your finger and proceed to wash your hands as if nothing happened at all.
[edit] The Pee List
1. If the bathroom has Push-Button sinks, jam the button.
2. Make barfing sounds
3. Get some fake barf and plop it on te floor after step 2.
4. With a slap of the butt, as well as some groaning slowly going from a whisper to like you've been stabbed, drop a water ballon filled with red dye, slime and water in it on the ground, with an "ARUUURRGGHHH!!"
5. Poop on the floor, and when you get out and people see it, pretend you are blind.
6. Pee under the stalls of your bathroom-mates.
7. Clog all the toilets and say "Oops, shoudln't have eaten that many beans"
8. Slide a mirror under the stall of your neighbor.
9. Offer to help people use the urinal.
10. Dress up as a woman, then go into the bathroom and use the toilet like you're standing up. The reaction is awesome.
