“Holy Crap! Web 4.0????!!!”
“Web 4.0 Turn on”
“All you Web 4.0 are belong to me!”
Following the successes of Webs 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0, Fidel Castro, Lagex, The American Urological Association, Oscar Wilde and Sam Walton merged their respective enterprises to form Enron in 1999. Shortly thereafter, they released their first major product, Web 4.0. Soon, however, Bill Gates hacked the Enron system causing the company to go bankrupt. After this event, Microsoft claimed web 4.0.
Features of Web 4.0
- Hi-Def Surround Sound
- Access to five websites: Uncyclopedia, Runescape, Purple.com, the American Urological Association Website, and Wal-Mart.com
- Free Pie
- Spritual Enlightenment
- A Life
- Web 4.0.1: Removes ability to prescribe Viagra from the American Urology Association website
- Web 4.1.8: Prohibition of Intoxicating Liquors
- Web 4.2.1: Repeal of Web 4.1.8
- Web 4.3.9: Spellcheck
- Web 4.5.9: Addition of Google
- Web 4.6.66: Addition of Satan.com
Enron after Web 4.0
Following his high-profile marriage to Yoko Ono, Fidel Castro decided to leave the now defunct Enron. Without his astounding leadership, the company fell apart, and all of it's constituents were soon killed by the Supreme Court.
History of Web 4.0
After Divorcing Yoko Ono in 2101, Fidel Castro tried to take the rights to Web 4.0 back from Microsoft. He hired Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney to help. Obviously, they won the suit. Fidel then decided that Web 4.0 Sucked and he sold it to Wally Walton, The heir of Sam Walton, for 27 dollars worth of beads and crap as well as Manhattan Island. Wal-Mart then sold Web 4.0 to everyone, in an attempt to brainwash the populace. However, this backfired as it prevented the Wal-Mart company from using Google Earth to plan their assault on Washinton DC. So, Al Gore, who had invented Web 1.0 was able to enslave the human race, thus ending Global Warming, destroying the economy of China and reversing russian reversal.