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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Weetabix.

The Weetabix Scale was devised after WWII to measure the level of chromazonal defects in certain areas of Australia. Whilst the aboriganals scored highly on the Bix scale, a small number of the newer population did not. They were known as "Bikkies". It was possible to tell a Bikky by the number of times he/she mentioned English and shit together in the same sentence, and also by their tendency to masturbate in public. Bikkies should not be confused with people who eat Weetabix or Weet-bix