Let me just say one thing...

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Hey, you. Yeah, you. Remember what "happened" last night with my wife? Well, let me just say one thing...,
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FUCK YOU!!!

YOU DOUCHEBAG!![edit]

HOW DARE you have sex with my wife?! I'm gonna murder you! NOW COME HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOUR FUCKING FACE OUT!!! You just leave a message on my answering machine and think that's the end of it? Think again, douche-bag! GO EAT SHIT FUCKER!!!

OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR!![edit]

I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! SO OPEN YOUR FRIGGIN' DOOR RIGHT NOW! OH, SO NOW THE PUSSY'S SILENT, HUH? HA, I'M GONNA HAVE A FUN TIME WITH YOU!!

FIVE SECONDS!!![edit]

I'M GIVING YOU FIVE FUCKING SECONDS TO OPEN UP!! COME ON! WE CAN MAKE THIS EASY FOR YOU! FINE, I'M COMING IN....FIVE.....FOUR.....THREE....TWO........O-

HUH?!


.................................................*police sirens wail*........."NO! DON'T TAKE ME! TAKE THAT FUCKER!! WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!.........
..........Wow, that was close. But now you're safe, except you just shit your pants in fear.


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A first-person narrative of an angry husband confronting his wife's lover.