Wendy Goes Dating
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| Wendy Goes Dating | |
|---|---|
 Wendy is looking for love. And sex. And murder. And so on... | |
| Directed by | Jessica Simpson |
| Produced by | John James Spielberg Jones |
| Written by | Russell T. Davies |
| Starring | Wendy Fucker as Wendy Fucker Tom Cruise as Max Pottlegump Peter Petrelli as Sexy Milkman Cameron Diaz as Claire "Lesbian-Whore" Pottlegump Oscar Wilde as Jimbob Jones Bob the Builder as Himself |
| Distributed by | BBC |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Language | English |
“Shit!”
~ Everyone (including Wendy's dates) on Wendy Goes Dating
“Super!”
~ Wendy on Wendy
Wendy Goes Dating was a 2002 spin-off series from the successful Bob the Builder R-rated children's TV show. It was a comedy drama, with a total of 6 episodes, focusing on Wendy trying to get back in the dating scene after Bob left her for another woman-man-construction vehicle hybrid.
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[edit] Episode Guide
- Episode 1: Fun With A Builder
Wendy moved into a new house, and needed to do some DIY. However, building brought back bad memories of her failed marriage, so she asked her single next door neighbour, Max, to do it for her. Max (Tom Cruise) fell in love with her, and they had sex on the settee. This episode was watched by 65 million, more than the population of the UK. The BBC later admitted it might have been an error, and it was 0.000065 million, and a cat.
- Episode 2: Fun With A Milkman
Wendy was settling into her new home, when she saw Max through her kitchen window. He was with another woman. Wendy decided to get back at Max by sleeping with the milkman (Peter Petrelli). However, when Max told her it was actually his sister, Wendy regretted it. She shot the milkman dead.
- Episode 3: Lesbian Fun In A Threesome (With Incest)
Wendy was having a tea party with Max's sister, Claire (Cameron Diaz), when she realised Claire was coming on to her. Because Wendy was feeling depressed, she accepted it. However, Max then came in. Rather than being angry, he joined in too. Though this episode was watched by a total of 2 million people (many drawn in by the interesting title), the BBC received many complaints because of the one-dimensional characters.
- Episode 4: No Sex
The day after Wendy made love with Max and Claire, they suddenly upped and left. Wendy was shocked to discover they had taken all her money. Also, a policeman came round to investigate the death of the milkman. Wendy shot him too. This episode was notable for being the only episode without any sex scenes in it.
- Episode 5: Fun With A Cement Mixer
Wendy hired a builder by the name of "Robert" to come and bury the two bodies that had been lying in her living room for a while now. She was still scared of manual labour. However, it was revealed that Robert the labourer was actually Bob the Builder's new name, to get away from the media attention. Nothing else really happened, except Wendy had sex with Dizzy the Cement Mixer, who guest starred.
- Episode 6: Fun With A Farmer
Wendy saw Sir Alan Sugar in the street, but didn't get a chance to speak to him. (This was an accident, he was actually just walking by in the distance, but he was still billed as a guest star). Feeling lonely, she called Bob back up, but he was busy. (It was later revealed he was filming the series finale of Bob the Builder, in which he committed suicide. Sadly, it was a documentary). She then wandered into a field and tried to hang herself from a scarecrow. However, a handsome farmer, called Jimbob (Oscar Wilde) picked her up and raped her. Unfortunately, she was not dead, so she shot him, deciding she would never sleep with a man again. The final shot was of her in the middle of a field with a scarecrow. Naked.
[edit] Controversy
The series was aired at 7pm on a Saturday evening on BBC One, and billed as a family comedy-drama. However, unknown to the BBC, the scripts were written by Russell T. Davies, and thus featured full nudity, sex, rape, incest, lesbianism, threesomes, brutal murder, and object sexuality, and many rude words. Wendy's surname was revealed to be "Fucker", though she is not related to Robert de Niro. Though there was originally a seventh and final episode, featuring paedophilic acts of rage, and where Wendy shows her racist side, this was cancelled due to the new series of Doctor Who.
[edit] Second Series
No second series has been planned, because the first one was crap, and was viewed, on average, by 0.0002 million people. It still beat Harry Hill's TV Crap though, which was good. Though, in an interview with the Sun, Wendy stated she "would love to return for a second series", she didn't think it would happen.
[edit] DVD Release
The BBC released a DVD of the six episodes shown on January 19th, 2003. It sold millions of copies in China because its title had been incorrectly translated as "The Perfect Chop Suey". It was still a hit there, though, as those kind of things had never before been seen on TV. The DVD extras also included the final episode, as well as commentary from Russell T. Davies, Oscar Wilde (because he turned up) and Wendy herself.
It was also planned to be broadcast on PBS in America, but they had to censor the rude words, and cut out the sex scenes. This left them with 5 minutes of footage per episode. Though they did air Episode 1 (retitled as Building Problems), the rest was dropped, and never to be shown again. The BBC still run repeats though, often on CBeebies, the children's channel.
[edit] Trivia
- Wendy's full name is Wendolene J. Fucker
- There are no parallels between the TV series and real life.
- Wendy Goes Dating won several awards: "Best Children's TV Spin-Off of 2002" and "Most Inappropiate Timing Slot For A Programme With Mature Themes"
