Western World

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Western World is a theme park located 10 miles from San Antonio, Texas. The park features rides based on popular Westerns, such as "Rooster Cogburn Roostercoaster", the "High Plains Scrambler", and the "Tilt-o-Wayne". Western themed foods are also available, such as the "Fist Full of Fries", and the "Lonesome Donut".