Wheatabix

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Weetabix: Sharp Bread Products[edit]

Weetabix are small razors made out of bread products. They are known to be extremely difficult to shave with. Professional shavers who have been known to complete a shave in under 15 seconds still believe that Weetabix produce a superior shave- although a recent Gillette law suit is contesting this.

The Weetabix was invented by Baron Heindrich von Kelloggs in 1664 and was believed to be a major cause of the Black Death throughout Europe.

Ingredients[edit]

Little is known about the chemical interaction between milk and Weetabix, however recent studies have shown that the main constituents are superglue, carborundum, and 10 metric onion barghees.