Wheely Willy (born August 23, 1955, aka "Pig Man") is a well respected Wikipedia contributor from Tucson, Arizona. He has become a computer geek, and has contributed some of the best content to Wikipedia. Willy has used Wikipedia under the username "Willy on Wheels," and is one of the most highly esteemed Wikipedia contributors alive today. He currently writes speeches for former president Jimmy Carter.
He was formerly a member of rock band Nirvana.
History on Wheels!
Prior to becoming famous for being the best writer on Wikipedia, Willy wrote a comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd after his friend Eddy McDowd shoplifted from the Tucson Mall. The comedy script was later adapted into a show called 100 Good Deeds For Martin Luther McDowd on the kids network Niggerlodeon (now called BET*) as a way to circumvent publicity about Eddy.
Willy experimented with the page move feature when it was introduced to Wikipedia in 1999. Fans of the comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd decided to turn Willy into a dog until he did 100 good deeds on Wikipedia, but it didn't work. When Willy vandalized Wikipedia, some other people called him "Mr. Dog Shit". Even after Willy was transformed into a chihuahua, he still retained the superintelligence of his Wikipedia editing skills.
When suspicion kicked in, admins on Wikipedia have blocked his usernames. They were bad. Fans of this vandal started referring to Willy-style vandalism as "wheeldalism". In 2005, Uncyclomedia Foundation parole officer and Wikimedia Foundation founder Jimbo Wales Sr. sentenced Willy to community service in Tucson, and was given occasional water to drink in the dry Arizona desert. Much of the content on Wikipedia contributed by Willy were Uncyclopedisms.
The city of Tucson had a graffiti boom after Willy's vandalism venture. When the police were chasing after Willy, he escaped in his Cadillac Buscalade, and was able to shake the police with it easy despite its slow speed compared to the best police cars in the world!!!!!!!!!1.
List of aliases that Wheely Willy used on Wheels!
- Willy Mesler (fan name given to him after joining the Mesler Sisters gang while disguised as a girl.)
- William Shakewheels
- Jimbo Wheeles
- Jumbo Wales
- Jumbo Wheels
- Jack Offerson
- King Abdullah on Wheels
- Willy Face
- Bonnie Prince Willy
- Wally on Whales
- Nigger Wheels
- Pig Man
Inventions on Wheels!
Books on Wheels!
A * denotes books made to defame Willy. However, the rest are written by Willy himself