White Blood Cells
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“They're WHITE, not BLACK?!”
~ The good Rev. Jessie Jackson upon learning the color of his blood cells.
White blood cells (not to be confused with sperm) are cells that kill off enemy invader cells in your body, often using many different weapons. The most common weapon used by white cells are Waffle-Guns. It shoots waffles at 1000 miles an hour! In this process it is estimated that daily, 10 Billion bacterias get PWNED!
[edit] History
White blood cells came into place at about 1942. They first started working under Nazi control. They were used as part of 'ethnic cleansing' yet many ignored the tell tale signs of WBC's in action; People getting healthy, people feeling better, people walking out of hospitals and clinics for once.
After the war, scientist began to use white blood cells as a way to keep our bodys safe from gangs having street wars in our blood streams. They came up with a solution to inject white cells into infants. When every baby is born they get a huge needle in the butt which injects 150% of white blood cells into your ass. "So in truth the doctor never spanked you when your were born. He just stuck something up your ass!" (Yes, you were raped)!!!
WTF?
