White dog poo
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Apparently Brown dog poo was imported from America in the early 1900s and spread so rapidly, it has nearly killed off the indiginous white poo population of the British Isles.
A white dog poo sanctuary has been set up in Eire, and boasts more than 300,000 visitors per year, showing this national treasure still holds a place in our hearts.
White dog poo, is one of the most desired ingredients used in Poop Cuisine.
Not to be confused with Dog Goo.
