Why!

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The word why is the 8th most commonly used word in english and -3 in French. However, late in the twentieth century, the first two letters were dropped, as it was much more convenient to type things like this:

first n00b: I HAXORZ PWN YOU!! second n00b: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!1111111111111111111111111?????//?

you get the idea. (notice the CAPS LOCK.) However, it is not only noobs who use it. Even (very occaisionally) it is used on Uncyclopedia! (like this:)


do you like muffins why do i like them

History[edit]

Although Y did not become popular until the 21st century, it has been used before. Historians marked down a conversation between George Washington and the King of England:

  • Washington: Y do we have to pay taxes?
  • King: Y won't you pay taxes?
  • Washington: Y do you make us pay taxes?
  • King: Y do you throw our tea into the water?
  • Washington: Y are you such a n00b?
  • King: Y are you such a n00b? and Y do you starve your soldiers?
  • Washington: Because of your taxes. Y do we have to pay taxes?
  • King: Y won't you pay taxes?
  • Washington: Y do you make us pay taxes?
  • King: Y do you throw our tea into the water?
  • Washington: Y are you such a n00b?
  • King: Y are you such a n00b? and Y do you starve your soldiers?
  • Washington: Because of your taxes. Y do we have to pay taxes?
  • King: Y won't you pay taxes?
  • Washington: Y do you make us pay taxes?
  • King: Y do you throw our tea into the water?
  • Washington: Y are you such a n00b?
  • King: Y are you such a n00b? and Y do you starve your soldiers?
  • Washington: Because of your taxes. Y do we have to pay taxes?
  • King: Y won't you pay taxes?
  • Washington: Y do you make us pay taxes?
  • King: Y do you throw our tea into the water?
  • Washington: Y are you such a n00b?
  • King: Y are you such a n00b? and Y do you starve your soldiers?
  • Washington: Because of your taxes. Y do we have to pay taxes?

(George Washington decides he's getting annoyed, and punches the king's fat stomach.)

  • King: Y did you just punch me?
  • Washington: Y ...

(Chuck Norris decides he's had enough and comes and breaks it up.)


Other uses of Y[edit]

Although there are no conversations quite as famous as George Washington's, there have been countless other times it has been used. Like when King Louis stepped up the guilotine, he said "Y are you going to kill me?" There are some people who claim that these don't "count" as they were said, not written. However, to the trained ear, there is a very notable difference between "why" and "Y". If you get really good, you will even be able to tell the difference between "y" and "Y". Please note that the capital one is only used when you are angry (That's why you see it written as Y so much)

Y as a letter[edit]

After much scientific research, it has been discovered that the letter Y can also be used to spell words. This is very handy when you want to say, for example, "PARTY" instead of "PART"

There are many other words containing the letter Y such as Uncyclopedia, cycle, cycling, alligator, community, whine, wine, etc.

Conclusion[edit]

Now you know the difference between "Y" and "y" and "Why" They are extremely important grammatically when you are talking in noobish. So just remember to use them in the right places, and you will live to a good old age.