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The unperson Wikicities never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
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A home. What you get if you have a center of gravity.

Wikicities are the spiritual homes of Wiccans. When a group of people with common interests come together, they communicate their needs via telepathy and share their latest recipies. The earliest of the Wikicities dates back to 2044 BC in Northern Sumeria (now Saskatchewan) and was founded by Marshall Applewhite. He is revered in History for leading Numenor to victory against the Icy Hot Stuntaz, though losing an arm in the final battle when Dominic Toretto double crossed him and detonated his NOS supply. The alleged dispute was over the alleged Gold Chains of Power which were rumored lost and hidden after Mr. T's fall in Narnia.

The rebirth of wikis[edit]

After this victorious yet terrible battle, Applewhite renamed the people of Numenor: the people of Hale, after his favorite Hanson song. However, a resistance formed within the new sect of Hale and Applewhite was assassinated by Ann Coulter in 1994. Coulter posed as Applewhite, with a technique he learned from his second cousin, Jamie Gumb, she fitted his flesh and skin over her own and emerged as a dark lord. Koolaid based suicides and Nike's stock skyrocketed.....OMGROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Other wikis[edit]

Just one of many rocks that can never become a home.

Without a cultural center of gravity, a wiki can have greater mass (distributed in thousands of articles), but each individual topic tends to be rather dry and desiccated.

See also[edit]

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UncyclopediaWikipediaWikia
MediaWikiNational Wiki Service
Memory AlphaWookieepediaWikiLeaks
Homestar Runner Wiki
WikiHeavenWikitruth
IllogicopediaRationalWikiLiberapedia
ConservapediaCyclopediaKipedia

Wikidiseases

WikideathWikimaniaWikipedepression
Wikipedia syndromeWikipoleonic Complex
WikiphreniaWikipersecution Complex

Wikidenizens

ChronarionStillwatersJimbo Wales
AdminsUncyclopedia Administrators
AdminsesWiki Administrators
Wikipedia MonsterWikithugWiki Mule

Other Wikitopics

WikiWikiese
Uncyclopedia! AnswersTalk page
The lore of majestik WikilandWikiSex
The Un-Wiki WarPlague of Wikipedia
WTAUTAWikipedia universe

WikiHistory

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention | The Wikipedia BBS

See also[edit]

WIKILAND.svg
W E L C O M E  to  
W I K I L A N D

UncyclopediaWikipediaWikia
MediaWikiNational Wiki Service
Memory AlphaWookieepediaWikiLeaks
Homestar Runner Wiki
WikiHeavenWikitruth
IllogicopediaRationalWikiLiberapedia
ConservapediaCyclopediaKipedia

Wikidiseases

WikideathWikimaniaWikipedepression
Wikipedia syndromeWikipoleonic Complex
WikiphreniaWikipersecution Complex

Wikidenizens

ChronarionStillwatersJimbo Wales
AdminsUncyclopedia Administrators
AdminsesWiki Administrators
Wikipedia MonsterWikithugWiki Mule

Other Wikitopics

WikiWikiese
Uncyclopedia! AnswersTalk page
The lore of majestik WikilandWikiSex
The Un-Wiki WarPlague of Wikipedia
WTAUTAWikipedia universe

WikiHistory

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention | The Wikipedia BBS