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The Windmill was invented by Karel de Grote in 1940. Windmills were used to mill wind around the country. Later on, Windmills were commonly used to mill really gore smells (think of farts) into Germany. This is because the Germaniaks throw their poo into the river Rijn. Therefore, Dutchland is also known as the Sink of Europe.

Milling the Wind[edit]

In Dutchland, the weather is always great. Of course it is, Dutchland is the smallest country in Europe, and therefore, all forien bad weather ends up in Italy. One Duud, called rome,got tired of the bad weather. It stopped him from freerunning and therefore he hired Mr.Zanini to do his filthy work: building a Mill the wind around the country device, later shortened to Windmill. The windmills were first made by Kal kimberge.


Een verdoemd, lelijk en toekomstloos kutvolk, Since Dutchland was the only "country" able to produce Windmills, other countries got all their farts. Their inhabitants decided to migrate to Duthland, and the Allochtoon was born.

The last mill[edit]

Mill after Wilders came by.

One day, it got so bad, that a Germaniak stole Geert Wilders's (A Dutch MP) bike. This would not have been a problem if Wilders didn't fall into a gigantic hole on the beach, probably produced by a Germaniak, half an hour earlier. Wilders then started his Rage Against The Mills, burning all mills on his path.

On the fifth of May 1945, after 5 years of suppression by the mills, Wilders had slain the last of the mills. This day is now known as Bevrijdingsdag (KillMill Day)

Cold War[edit]

But when you think this is where all problems ended, you're terribly wrong. Karel de Grote had escaped Dutchland and sold his "how to build a Windmill" guide, including the FAQ, to almost every country, except Germany (because he still hated their guts) and Iran, because Bush didn't want that.

Now every country started building their Mills. Nobody dared to use them, for a Millwar would end in total destruction of human life on earth.

This exciting time of countries threatening to use Mills is called a Cold War, for all it's cold winters.

The Last Stand[edit]

But Geert Wilders kept destroying Mills, and soon he had destroyed all, but one. That one Mill was located in Saigon, Vietnam, and heavily protected by anUS forces. After a few Dudes of fighting, Saigon and the last Mill finally fell to Geert Wilders and his communist forces. Wilders also turned North Korea and China into communists while he was at it. He then finally passed legislation in the Dutch Tweede Kamer (Parliament) making it illegal for windmills to ever be produced again.

Two Chinese Koreans named Xuegeng Kim and Andy Kim along with a random guru from the land of Brownies named Chris Omen came upon the last windmill. They discovered it while skipping along the grass fields and flying with the butterflies, and ended up stumbling on this piece of the windmill blade.

Xuegeng being a mighty warrior hoisted it out of the ground while Andy flexed his muscles and made wind blow. Chris then ate a lot of curry and floated on top of the windmill and released a huge curry fart, making the blades spin with fury.

Come on man, this is really fun!

Windmill headbanging[edit]

The windmill is often a type of headbanging used in peaceful, non-violent, death metal songs.

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