Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 20

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July 20: Window Licking Day (Scotland)

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  • 1903 - The Ford Motor Company ships its first car, the Model R, with an engine that powers its four wooden wheels with whale oil.
  • 1928 - The government of Hungary issues a decree ordering Gypsies to settle in one place, surrender their Gypsy gold, and take a bath goddammit!
  • 1969 - NASA astronaut Louis Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon (pictured) when Apollo 11 splashes down in the Sea of Tranquillity.
  • 1974 - Turkeys invade Cyprus.
  • 1981 - The chemical compund Anime is first isolated in a Japanese laboratory.
  • 2006 - A small Minnesota town mourns the loss of a small child who drowned in a pond.