Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue

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“So good it's bad.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“Mamamia, this is total garbage.”

~ Mario on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“you dare make a broken OS, you must die!”

~ Ganondorf on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“$$$$ $$ $$$$$!(This is great!)”

~ Bill Gates on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“Holy Nuclear Waffles Batman, this OS is screwed up.”

~ Robin on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“Hi I'm Jesus and I approve this OS.”

~ Jesus on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“What an insult to me and Mario.”

~ Sonic on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“No comment”

~ Ronald Mcdonald on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“Shut up Ronald, this OS rules”

~ Princess Peach on Ronald Mcdonald's coment

“This is worse than Vista”

~ Mario's parents on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

(Insert comment here)

~ You on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

“It's an OS made by Microsoft”

~ Captain Obvious on Windows MarioRed and SonicBlue

Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue are 2 versions of windows available at the prize station at Sega Gameworks or at Nintendo World Store. Both versions versions were made by the Triforce Team (Microsoft, Sega, and Nintendo). These are yet to be released, but various sites like WWW.nothingexiting.com and no one else have got various info that it will come out October 31, never. While it has nothing good to offer, you can always see SpongeBob, Barney the Dinosaur, and a bunch of other homosexual childhood characters no one cares about any more. Sources say it is still in the alpha stage, it will get out of that stage in 5000 years. During this stage it will encounter perfect stuff like glitches, viruses, crashes, spyware, and the best part is NO FIREWALL! If you get this version now, you get to pay $10 every time your computer encounters a problem.

These two versions are sponsored by 4Kids because nothing beats the power of censorship, not even the all powerful government.

History[edit]

It started with clippy making a deal with Nintendo, Sega, and Tony Little to create an operating system for the wii that has Nintendo and Sega characters. It had a low budget, ridiculous design, and unneccacary features. It's still in alpha stage, but there is Windows MarioRed for Pirates and Windows SonicBlue for ninjas, available now.

All this OS tells you is that sega still makes harware.

This operating system includes[edit]

  • OS disc
  • VR helmet
  • NES controler (as the keyboard)
  • NES zapper (as the mouse)
  • Unneccacary software discs
  • 4 random NES games
  • Monitor with NES, SNES, Genesis, and N64 cartridge slots
  • 1930's TV (as the screen)

Compatible with[edit]

  • Very LAGGY 56k modem (Has to be laggy)
  • 3D graphic card
  • Any type of printer and scanner
  • BSoD software
  • Any type of spyware
  • Low-quality software

Software[edit]

For MarioRed[edit]

  • Toad explorer (or Godzilla Firekoopa)
  • Dr. Mario Virus Adder
  • Mario Paint

For SonicBlue[edit]

  • Tails Explorer (or Shadow Platinum)
  • SpyRobotnik: Find and Download
  • Amy Rose Media Player version OVER 9000!
first box art for the first two months of the alpha stage of the OS

For both[edit]

  • SSBB
  • Goomba Express (or Godzilla Paratroopa)
  • Luigi Dead Update Now with 50% more useless updates
  • Chaotix Xtreame Movie maker
  • Solitaire Nintendo VS. Sega edition
  • Empty Tetris Pinball
  • MS-Peach & Daisy (OS tutoial)
  • Yoshi Word
  • Minesweeper

AND THAT'S NOT ALL THE SOFTWATRE!

useless info[edit]

Great for[edit]

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