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Winny immigrated to Australia from France in 596 AD. He is the inventer of time and cats, i.e one may say "Hey winny, did you invent cats/time?" to which he(winny) would respond "yes". This response in the affirmative proves that winny is, in fact, the inventor of time and cats.

Also, he's a sausage dog, amazing.

Recently scholars have attempted to prove that Winny Wans more than he Wins. They wish to have his name changed to "Wanny".

Proffesor H. Ford (yes, Harrison Ford) has suggested that a comprimise be meant by re-naming winny to "Win-Wan the Wanner". When asked about what his name should be, Winny answered by saying "Yes".