Wizard

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Wizards can be very dangerous.

A wizard is a semi-intelligent magical creature that possesses powers which transcend physical reality. It's prone to screwing things up, or just screwing things. Like when a wizard created the universe, or when it suddenly turned evil, or when it sniffed up your cat, or when it shat on your head. A wizard did all of that stuff.

Types of wizards[edit]

Magical wizards[edit]

Main article: A wizard did it

They're the 'normal' kind of wizard. They fuck up your life the regular way.

Gay wizards[edit]

Main article: Two wizards did it, Albus Dumbledore

They're the kind that fuck you up the ass. Like anally intense. Also they disappear with a puff.

Pinball wizards[edit]

Main article: The Who

These guys will pin your balls with a pair of flippers. They are often blind.

Rainbow wizards[edit]

Main article: Category:A wizard did it

They come in different colors! It's fucking magical or something.

These cows are actually pervert wizards in disguise.

Pervert wizards[edit]

Main article: Lesbians: Wizards did it

They're the kind that create lesbian girls and then watch them have sex.

Rapist wizards[edit]

Main article: A wizard probably did it

They're the kind that fuck you up the ass in a non-friendly way.

Orgy wizards[edit]

Main article: Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it

Better watch out for those.

Shit wizards[edit]

Main article: 2 Wizards 1 Cup

They will make you poop and eat your poop.

Wizards with volcanic dragon dicks[edit]

Main article: A wizard did it: A Retrospective#The Ultimate Wizard Interpretation

If you see one of these, you're done for. It will rape you until you explode with hot lava.

Conclusion[edit]

Now you know everything you need to know about wizards. You better go hide somewhere now. The wizards are after you.