Wizzard

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Believed to exist only in the legendary kingdom of Zork, Wizzards are fearsome monsters that are said to eat black beans, pickled eggs, and the occasional human. Not much is known about the appearance of Wizzards, but they are said to have the ability to turn their bodies into mirrors in order to protect pet Grues.

Of all species of Wizzard, the most fearsome is the Feminine-Looking Wizzard.