Womanx
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The Womanx is a weird dog that is indigenous to the Isle of Woman. A modern day byproduct of the fallout from the Sellafield wastepipe, its legs have mutated into docking stations which plug into the cigarette lighter socket in any standard car. Womanxes roam the shapely terrain of the Isle of Woman in the cars of their owners for many hours at a time. They are popular pets as the residents of the Isle of Woman are genetically engineered to roam in their cars from tea shoppe to tea shoppe, and reserve the act of walking for a Saturday afternoon stroll down Strand Street, to do their weekly shop for geegaws, magic slimming pants, trinkets, antidepressants, polar arctic fleecewear and pick n' mix; before ending the afternoon with a refreshing queue outside the drive-in McDonald's.
"Gimme dem gimme dem magic slimming pants"
Oscar Wilde
