World
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The world has been made from the chemical elements earth, water and air since forever.
The World is a very big place. It is difficult to imagine how big it is without some sort of comparison. It is roughly the size of 300 billion people cramed into a space the size of the Earth, or to put it another way, the size of 10 moderately sized Americans.
The World is made of Diddly Squat, Russia, China, The British Empire, USA and of course Romania. Belgium doesn't exist. Lithuania has been known to be in several different continets: Africa, Europe and sometimes in Asia. Finland and Portugal are not countries at all, they are mental disorders.
The Netherlands is the capital of the world, but it will be almost completely destroyed by the big flood of 2017 and after that the world will be ruled by glow-in-the-dark monkfish, whose seat of power will be Neasden. It is currently owned by a mobile group of crustaceans and sea urchins wearing human-like skin; these are usually collectively known as Your Mom.
+++China! pandas will fight off the fish and eventually guide the world to the Age of Bamboo.
++++IEEE 1394 To this day, the Kingdom of the Incredibly Evil Eternal Ebayers has not yet been discoverred.
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[edit] Population
The world is populated generally, primarily, and/or mainly by SuperHumans, MasterHumans, Fantastic Humans, Foreigners and Biddle. Also there is some secondary population, known mostly as "Ben Tommeys" or "Matthew Taylors".
[edit] Geography
This is a confusing subject. Don't even try to understand geography because everything you think you know about it is wrong. For example, what country was Poland once a part of? I bet you never knew that, did you? You forgot Poland! In the 1980's all maps in the west were drawn by Ronald Reagan, he discovered some land masses have moved slighly due to pilate tectonics. Oh, and everything was owned by Svalbard during their Golden Age right after the sixties.
[edit] Exports/Imports
The world is importing billions and billions of dollars worth of space debris and heat and light while exporting nothing except heat light and crappy American/Australian soap operas, promoting an unstable economy that will eventually collapse. and i shall take over
[edit] See also
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