World War 4.5
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| World War 4.5 | |
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 US defending their last stronghold in outside of Mexico city from GLA. Photography shot in 2055. | |
| Conflict: World War 4.5 | |
| Date: September 11th, 2052 – present | |
| Place: Global | |
| Outcome: Forced subjugation by emperor Bouncy Rabbit | |
| Combatants | |
| The Allies & SECS ・The Allies  U.S. Canada NATO Australia SAEB (South African Economical Block) Japan Argentina Pakistan Israel Turkey Zimbabwe・The SECS  Shanghai Economical Corporation II (SECS) North Korea (only at the early stage)
| The GLA Cells  GLA North Korea Yuri's army Kazakh-EmpirePsiCorpsChaos ForceHeadquaterCobra CellScorpion Cell
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| Commanders | |
| Malcolm "Ace" Granger "Pinpoint" TownesIronside Mojo the Chairman Muhd da Don Attic Crew "Anvil" Shin Fai "Tigris" Leong Leang
| Mohmar "Deathstrike" Prince Kassad Yuri Boris Bob
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| Strength | |
| 220,000,000 | 340,000,000 |
| Casualties | |
| 2,354,000 killed 100,000 raped 13,000,000 cried | 607,000 killed 490,000 suicide bombed and killed 15 cried 2,400 bored (of death) |
“What? This article aint finished yet.”
~ Mr.T on World War 4.5
“GLA? Thats sounds like some kind of environmental organization.”
~ Uncle George on World War 4.5
“Over 4 million deaths, 10 thousand rapes, 60 million homelesses, 100 million refugees occured on this war. We comsumed pretty much calories.”
~ Oscar Wilde on World War 4.5
World War 4.5 (or World War 4 1/2, World War IV 1/2, World War IV.V) is an international military conflict outraged by Central Asian anti-Imperialism & Capitalism terrorist organization GLA (Global Liberation Army), caused numerous skirmishes around the whole fucking globe. This war broken whole of progress that created by World War IV, such as "Fascist League of South America", "Consumerized States of America" etc etc because they had to unite to fight against GLA. But later it forcly amended by United Nation.
The casus veli of this conflict is considered to be 2052 pr0n incident occured in China, killed over 1,000 Chinese porn stars by explosion inside the night club.
Many historians divide this war in five phases:
1. GLA vs China (GLA win)
2. GLA vs USA (GLA win)
3. GLA vs GLA (GLA win)
4. Yuri & GLA vs China & USA [2v2 unlimited money match] (Yuri win, GLA win, China lose, USA win)
5. Bouncy Rabbit vs GLA [AOD match] (Bouncy Rabbit win)
Main combatants were The Allies and GLA. The allies were consisted by U.S. and it's allies including E.U., China and South Africa. GLA cells were composed by various type of splinter cells that were activating individual missions.
Incidentally, you can PLAY this conflict on the real life....on the game called Command and Conquer - Generals!! Aint it cool?
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[edit] Background
[edit] Rain of Sundown (2051)
"Rain of Sundown" is the motto of GLA. Because they bored of this sucked life & sucked world, they started to liberate this world from humanity called Homosapiens and Rednecks. They opened several meetings inside the Internet, specially in the 3D game called Second Life. Members have variety on nationality. UN reported that 46% of members are from the Earth, 22% are from the Mars. Other 18%, 10%, 9.9999% are from the Sun, the Pluto, and the Black hole respectively.
It was difficult for GLA to to gather $$$$ because most of it's members were poor. On that time, there was a secret oraganization wasnt found by CIA, that was known as "every members have a million Euros inside their pockets", called Yuri's army lead by Yuri (notice: Yuri is not a girl. He is a bald guy has nuisance brain with tasteless clothes). GLA simultaneously allied with Yuri's army with some few agreements, such as "Don't spam each others blogs or YouTube account", "Be friend on Facebook so we can increase members on own 'Mafia Wars' mafias". This treaty was called "Rain of Sundown".
The treaty brought many merits for both sides. For example, GLA had a great chance to grow money trees on Sahara desert, while Yuri could start a new wiki called "Yuripedia" with the help of technological know-how from GLA.
Most of countries around Middle East, Africa and South America, seized and controlled by GLA at the very early stage, because those places werent ruled by rednecks.
[edit] 2052 pr0n incident, Shanghai (September 2052)
GLA's first attack was targetting Chinese landmarks, mainly Tiananmen Square and night clubs in Shanghai. After successful destroying of Tiananmen Square on February 2nd, Cobra Cell quickly set up their own force to kill many Chinese porn stars to rage Chinese government. Chinese military officials weren't really serious about destuction of Tiananmen Square thingies, but they mad as hell after hearing about 1,000 Chinese porn stars were killed by huge explosions inside the Shanghai night club "Chong-Chong" on September 10th. So they organized a new organization quickly called "Shanghai Economical Corporation II or Shanghai Economical Corporation Second one (SECS [pronounce SEX])", sampled the lapsed corporation called "Shanghai Economical Corporation (SEC)" to prevent the expansion of GLA influence within Asia. This organization is consisted by most of Asian countries, including Tie Land, South Corea, Bollywood and Burp Ma.
Although the bombing also killed 2,300 foreigners and tourists, Chinese government didn't officialy announced about them.
GLA announced that their main reason of destruction was "to take over da CHINA!!! WALALALALALALAAA!!! **KABOOOOM**". Another GLA official told that they tried to create an independent nation called Kazakh-Empire near China, so they tried to steal some weapons from Chinese military base in Beijing and Shanghai.
Blue: The Allies
Red: SECS
Green: GLA
Grey: Others
[edit] GLA vs China (January 2053 - November 2053)
[edit] Operation: Hong Kong Crisis (January 2053)
China quickly set up a military base around Tibet and Uighur, the places that military experts indicated existence of GLA bases. But GLA were too swift for China that take much time to build weapons so Chinese troops doesn't have enough chance against them on the early stages of the battle. They let some cells enter and occupy the city of Hong Kong few months later. Some Chinese general tried to send some battalions over there, but their main supply line Tsing Ma bridge was demolished by GLA technicians and it made China forced to do hard fighting and causing many losts. However, Hong Kong city was saved by American ION beam destroyed the GLA forces like a panda killing insects. The nuclear ION cannon blasted GLA headquarter on convention center, but there were a lot of casualities on Chinese either.
[edit] Operation: Silent Down (August 2053)
While Chinese troops reconstructing their armada with additional supports from US, GLA started to threat Chinese neighbourhood countries such as Tie Land and Viet Kong, mostly by bombings and terrors on capital cities. On August 2nd, GLA has bombed Chinese restaurant "Ching-Chong" in the city of Manila by 600kg C4 bombs. The blast killed no humans, but it murdered 6,000 chickens that supposed to use for cooking Peking Duck (customers started to boycott Ching-Chong because this incident revealed that the restaurant was disguisting duck foods with chickens). 2 weeks later, Chinese chairman stated that "WE, the gloriousu Chinese Empire of CHINA, will respond back TO YOU very soon niggers. We have 6,000 BOOOBEEYY TRAPS that ALREADY TRAPPED on your f0ckin bases that will EXPLODE ON YOUR BASE LIKE A FIREWORKS!!! YEEEHAAAAANG CHAAAA!!!". Although nothing was happened, so this operation was called "Silent Down" lately.
[edit] Operation: Yaa Bitch Yaa (October 2053)
On October 2053, one of Chinese friends North Korea betrayed SECS and went over to GLA. Reason stated by Kim Jong Ill's son Kim "Kimbo" Joe was, to prevent GLA's latest weapon 200mm semi-automatic bio-warhead equipped nuclear shell launching system's experiment on North Korean land. They turned down by transfering the right to use all of North Korean unused nuclear warheads and SCUD missiles. China quickly responded to this incident by sending 200 batallions of heavy battle tanks, air forces, naval forces and rocket artilleries to China-North Korean border, but they met a tragedic end there. GLA general Mohmar "Deathstrike", known as using demolition dog for the main weapon, trapped booby traps of 200 demolition sheep wearing fake sheepskin as disguise of neutron bomb packed sheepskin.
Many Chinese warriors sweared GLA on Twitter and YouTube. Notable swear word is "Yaa Bitch Yaa", that lately became the name of this failed operation.
[edit] Operation: Sun Always Rises (November 2053)
Shortly after GLA defeated Chinese great offensive, China started to retreat from several frontlines in Asia and Middle East. However, General "Tigris" Leong Leang, the strongest female general who has 2000 brain IQ, didn't want to admit that China was in bad condition. As reasons of her muleheaded attitude, historian gives some of her dazzling results on the war, such as 'Battle of Sri Lanka' on Semptember which China defeated GLA stronghold of Sri Jayewardenepura Kotte, and 'Battle of Middle-Earth' on October which China beated GLA offense by using 600 MiG-60 fighting planes.
However, her ridiculous attitude made GLA generals mad as hell against China, so Chinese chairman became too hasty and mistakenly pushed a nuclear missile button to launch missile on Tibet's GLA territory. On that time, Tibet was controlled by GLA peaceful, so China quickly dispatched a special force called "Big Boyz" to "Eat the nuclear missile" and take out the nuclear threat. "Big Boyz" was consisted by 5 Chinese guiness-recorded fat-asses, who born and raised in McDonald and eating McDonald's/McMenu as everyday meal. 5 fat-asses transported to Tibet by super-sonic MiG fighter and positioned on the place where is the nuclear missile's target. 2 of them were launched by rocket pod to crash into nuclear missile, but both had killed by nuclear missile's advanced laser defensive system. Another 2 who arming AK47 machine guns also launched, but both also had killed by nuclear missile's advanced anti-bastard mini-gun pods. The last one, who standing on the ground, frustated by mate's death, finally eat the nuclear missile by swallowing it. Nuclear missile exploded inside his intestinal and he died, but the peace had came back to the small town of Tibet.
This incident was broadcasted by every TV on every planets, and embarassed Chinese government a lot. At the moment, GLA was a new leader of entire Asian region.
[edit] GLA vs USA (July 2053 - September 2055)
American official told that they will play war game with GLA in July 2053, and finish the game in September 2055 before his mom ressurect and get angry. Yes they must study homework too youknow.
[edit] The reign of Emperor Bouncy Rabbit (2055 - 2059)
Emperor Bouncy Rabbit, who isn't rabbit, came from the Mars to settle this war before it bog down into attrition warfare.
Purple: Territory of Bouncy Rabbit
Green: Last pieces of Kazakh-Empire
Blue: Consumerized States of America
Red: Devastated land with million C4 (chocolate 4) and nuclear landmines buried
This shows that the leaders of Kazakh-Empire made a concession with Russia and China later, and remaining US has shrinked smaller because of nuclear devastation by Bouncy Rabbit in 2060.
[edit] The Allies & SECS
[edit] The Allies
United States - Yes, a long time companion of World War series. You can't shit the hell outta here without this enourmous country which spent 2,233 trillion dollars to crack down the GLA. Yep, most of American citizens didn't really care about the terrorist organization. But yep, we know that US governments have been really raelly sensitive since the "War on Terror" occured in 2003. Anyway, their advanced weapons (notable ones: ION nuclear cannon, Particle Projectile laser and Playboy magazine X series) helped much to defend their frontlines.
Canada - Despite being called "Puppet of Americans", Canada remained their super advanced technology to produce ice-catapult that freezes enemy forces and turn them to the POWs (Prisoner of War) and roled important part on the war. Don't start trippin', coz Canada last longer than Washington D.C. by their supreme natures (their last stronghold, Ji-Kang island near the North Pole, was defended by aurora blazed like thunder storm and destroyed GLA offensive).
North Atlantic Territory Occupiers - Since their main-rival Soviet and his sidekicks' crack down in 20 Century, NATO didn't get an opportunity to appeal their existence on several political stages. Now, NATO, lead by US, UK, French, Neo-Nazi and something called Canada, returned to World War scene to preserve their final justice. lol.
South African Economical Block - You know that GLA has controlled entire North & Central African regions rapidly. This new kid on the block, consisted by few South African countries such as Madagascar and Foo Foo country, has authorized to mobilize their latest technology to defend the land of Lion King.
Fascist League of Argentina - While such retards and dumbs were doing whatever they want on World War IV, Argentina was the only one nation which laid by solid citizens, because of their fascist thought. Although their missions on the World War 4.5 was tight, burdensome and ridiculous.
IsraHelli People's Republic of America - It is surprising thing but Israeli batallions weren't strength enough against GLA militants, even they had fought with surrouding Arabic nations for past few centuries. In October 2053, president Muhd da Don, who loves money and girls much, ordered general mobilization to produce Playboy magazine, America's latest mass-destructive weapon.
Kingdom of Turkey and Chicken - Kingdom of Turkey was a great power of NATO, and they did remained their force until America's defeat in 2055. Their main weapon was known as Kebab, made by Turkey and Chicken (national birds).
[edit] The SECS
People's Democratic Republic of China - Because their land and vast natural resources were the main targets of GLA, People's China had a great suffer from the early stage of the war. Even they lost their frontlines steadily from the August of 2053, they remained their excellence: trusted ammunitions on heavy, cheap, mass-production. Notable weapons roled on the war were, MiG-60 Chong-Ching, MiG-314 Lang-Lang, Type563 Laser Guided Rocket Artillery.
People's Democratic Republic of Vietnam - Vietnam remained their capital stronghold, Hanoi until their biggest friend China lost their horsepower. Main weapon they used on this war, was 230mm Vulcan Carpet Bomber Loaded Capitol Killer Artillery Ship, nicknamed "Tao". Reports from UN.
The Glorious Buddhist People's Brigade's Democratic Union of Burmic Thing - This country stood core against heavy GLA bombardment. At the final stage of the war, their Child Soldier Brigades became too independent and started to renegade against the government and seized the capital city Nepylsomething.
LOL Country - The superstrong country with hentai name. In fact, it doesn't exist.
- The Glorious People's Democratic Nationalism & Socialism Republic Monarchy of Kambodia - This country was very dangerous because of the million landmines buried inside the their land. Even GLA didn't try to step in it because Cambodian official stated that some lucky warriors would meet with neutron shell loaded bio-chemical warfare tactical landmine V-X22 45R F-35 X67S K200. But the city of Phnom Penh fell into GLA hand 2 days later.
[edit] The GLA cells
[edit] Aftermath
The war aint finished yet. You dumb ass son of a bitch what are you looking for?
[edit] Post-Aftermath
Everybody made friends and eBay resumed service as normal.
[edit] See also
| World Wars |
| I | I 1/2 | II | II Divided by 0 | III | IV | 4 1/2 | V | VI | VII | VIII | X | XI | XII | XXI | ∞ |
| The Second World War II | World War π | World War Revolution | World War Collectors Boxset | The Video Game | The Sequel to the Video Game | The Board Game | World War What | World War Craft |
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