World War XX (Video Game)

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In Development

“I know not what World War Nineteen was fought with, but World War Twenty will be fought with sticks and stones.”

~ Einstein on World War XX

Summary: Since the world has already gone through nineteen world wars, you might think there wasn't much left to justify fighting another one over. However, humanity has this amazing ability to start massive conflicts over the most trivial of issues, as will be shown in the following conflict between the last seven surviving countries:

*teh UK has discovered a patch of Earth that hasn't been destroyed by nuclear warfare!*

teh UK: H3y dis is pr337y nice!

teh UK: H3y l00k th3r3's a l1v1ng cr347ur3!

The last surviving COW on Earth: M00000000

teh Germs: sw33t lemme mak3 mah h0m3mad3 T-b0n3 s734k!

teh UK: H311 n0 eets MAH c0w biatch!

The last surviving COW on Earth: M00000000

teh UK has thrown dirt clods at teh Germs!*

teh Germs has chucked rocks at teh UK!*

teh Germs: H3y WTF

teh UK: stay away from mah c0w!

*teh USA has entered the game.*

teh USA: It wont b3 y0r c0w 4 long!

*teh USA has poked teh UK in the eye!*

teh UK: 0w b100dy h311! Damn U!

teh USA: h33 h33 n00b!!!

*teh Frenchies has entered the game.*

*teh USA has chucked a rock at teh Frenchies! It missed!*

teh Frenchies: Ahh ohnooooo dont hurt me pleese! I surrender!

*teh Germs has killed teh Frenchies anyway!*

teh USA: Do y0u wan7 s0m3 fr33d0m fr135 w/ that?

The last surviving COW on Earth: M00000000

¡los Españolians!: ¡Oy, F30! ¡Y0 73n90 un slingshot!

teh USA: 0h, y34h?

*teh USA has rolled a boulder down a hill and squished ¡los Españolians!*

¡los Españolians!: ¡¡¡N0 m3 9u57a!!!

*teh USA has killed ¡los Españolians!*

teh Germs: G1m33 7ha7 c0w teh usa!

teh USA: STFU u hav3n7 w0n a WW yet

*teh Asians has entered the game.*

teh Asians: s0 teh USA w3 m337 agan.

teh USA: U dont say?

teh UK: h3110, its MAH c0w!!! D035 n0b0dy hear me?

teh USA: STFU

teh Asians: yeah

*teh USA and teh Asians have dropped a tree on teh UK!

*teh USA and teh Asians have killed teh UK!

teh Asians: n0w gim33 that c0w.

teh USA: n0 way j0s3

The last surviving COW on Earth: M00000000

teh Asians: U hav3 1 m0r chance g37 0utta h3r3 and l33v3 m3 that c0w

teh USA: saint happ3ning

teh Asians: OK th3n

*teh USA and teh Asians start having an epic fistfight!

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has entered the game.*

teh Germs has chucked dirt clods atteh Fish & Chipsmore fish!*

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has killed off teh Germs with karate skills!*

teh Fish & Chipsmore fish: n0w whil3 n0 0n3s l00k1ng...

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has cownapped The last surviving COW on Earth!*

The last surviving COW on Earth: M00000000

teh USA: whas that?

teh Asians: H3Y B1TCH!!! 7h475 MAH C0W!!!

*teh Asians has attacked teh Fish & Chipsmore fish with a stick!*

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has killed off teh Asians with kung fu skills!*

teh USA: wh3r3s that b0uld3r I k1ll3d espanoles with?

*teh USA has rolled a boulder at teh Fish & Chipsmore fish!*

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has jumped out of the way!*

The last surviving COW on Earth: M0000- o shit!

*The boulder has killed The last surviving COW on Earth!*

teh Fish & Chipsmore fish: ...

teh USA: 0H N03S!!!

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has killed off teh USA with ninja skills!*

teh Fish & Chipsmore fish: n0 c0w...

teh Fish & Chipsmore fish: th3r3s n0 r3450n 2 l1v3 anymor3

teh Fish & Chipsmore fish: mah w0rk 1s don3 anyway

*teh Fish & Chipsmore fish has committed seppuku!*

teh Cheese: What n00bs.