World in Conflict
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[edit] Plot
Soviet armies running out of supplies on it's borders were now on the edge of breaking as their supplies of smokes and alchohol were almost depleted. The commanders then invaded Germany to steal thier beer and realized that the allied positions were weak and decided to push on.
Then, when the Soviet 13th fleet in the pacific moved south to attack Hawaii, they realized that they were out of vodka. Realizing that their drunken binge would soon be over and hangover was not an option in the army, they decided to invade Seattle and raid their liquor stores.
[edit] Characters
Your characters will include Parker, a facelees commander in the U.S. army, Bannon, a retarded and whinning commander noob in the U.S. army and hot tempered old fart colnel Sawyer. You will also meet other commanders like a French commando, and a Swedish weird accent commando.
[edit] Factions
- Russia — when the politicians got drunk they decided to invade Europe and America for no reason. They come with nukes, superior numbers, cheap booze, and cheap tanks that beat the American tanks basically because the Americans are too busy doing their own collateral damage.
- United States — Being the second super power, America has the responsibility of being superman except that everyone hates him and throw rocks. They come with expensive weapons that are made out of plastic and are willing to destroy their own cities to kil the commies(Collateral Damage).
- NATO — with a massive language barrier, the faction is weak and stupid trying to fight off the Russians and scream for America's help.
[edit] Multiplayer
Prepare to deal with...
- Acclamator55. Nuff said.
- Gas attacks that make your infantry's penises explode.
- Nuclear strikes that take out a whole chunk of the map.
- Tank rushes.
- Vulnerable artillery that is wiped out every 10 seconds.
- Stupid ally players that do not know the art of teamwork.
- ...and last and MOST important: A whole horde of n00bs willing to join your side and make you lose ridiculously
- P.S. They'll also embarrass + kick-vote you for not giving them air support in some place filled with anti-air.
- Or kick-vote you for no reason at all.
- P.S. They'll also embarrass + kick-vote you for not giving them air support in some place filled with anti-air.
[edit] Units (the only ones that matter)
- Artillery
- Artillery
- Artillery
- Infantry — Cannon fodder that slowly walks around the map
- Helicopters — They either fall like stoned birds or annihilate your artillery (more likely the first one)
- Fortifications — Structures that take half the game to build and that are destroyed in 30 hundredths of a second
- Heavy Artillery — Expensive vehicles that stand still for 10 seconds and then are blown up
- Repair Vehicles — The kind that only repairs other repair vehicles as you move around the map repairing your enemies to death
- Vodka-Carrying Helicopters
- Vodka-Carrying Armored Transports
- Vodka-Carrying Men
- Vodka
[edit] Other Features
- Avatars — Create your own icon that will appear on your unit. It can be as bold as a black square or as open as a white square.
- In-game Voice — 3/4 of the time okay but 1/4 of all people with voices are playing music, cuzzing, and giving "constructive criticism" to your team like "YOU SUCK!"
- Support — Airstrikes, artillery bombardments exc. that can annihilate an entire city, army and can change the outcome of the game especially when it comes to nukes.
- Mushroom Clouds — They took the 'sexy' out of it in the demo. Before, the screen goes white with a minor noise then a mushroom cloud rises. Now, you just see a mushroom cloud rising.
- Clans - You join a group of gamers who do nothing but talk about clan matches and clan wars but never get to it. 99% of the time only 1% of the clan members are in the game so basically the clan thing is a waste of space.
- Music - Mediocre at best
- free servers - Thats the only good part of it. Its better than renting one from EA (Entertainment Annihilation)
- Lag - Actually, there really isnt that much lag. Its very strange.
- Forums - If you are bored with the in game noobs you can try to troll the Massgate forums. The only problem with this is that Massive hired a bunch of forum trolls as moderators so be prepared for a troll war. Profiles of MSV CSR's:
- Mir: Head Troll. Proof that females do exist on the internetz... Fondness for LOLcats. It doesn't matter what you post as long as you have a funny LOLcat in it.
- Vextor: Subordinate Troll. Undergoes large periods of forum inactivity followed by crazy amounts of posts. The trick to avoiding this one is to create posts during one of his periods of hibernation. It is believed that these periods of activity and inactivity are directly proportional to Massive's supply of Powerking at the office.
- Gearhead: Probationary Troll. New to the Massive community rep line up Gearhead tries to be nice to everyone including other forum trolls. Use of proper grammar and spelling will keep him happy.
[edit] Fun Things to do
- -nuke your enemies
- -Play around with enemy infantry using napalm and gas
- -Drop bridges by the other teams drop zones
- -Display crappy or annoying music using your in-game voice thingy
- -Ignore your allies requests for help including anti-air, artillery, or any team cordination at all
- -Spam (alot)
- -start kick voting all the players (especially the best ones)
- -launch strikes on your own team
- -Use the Vodkadrop Tactical Aid to make all units drunk.
[edit] Game Anomalies
- Gravity: Thers no Gravity in this game at first it was kinda fun to look at my tank flying aronund as a helicopter but after a while it started to suck cuz my tanks didnt have routers and there for couldnt move around
- Map errors: when you try to setup a drop zone or accidently press the M or map button you may get yourself stuck in map mode. The game will continue without you while you press escape and the m button a billion times. Finally the game ends.
- Crashing: very common in microsoft computers, if you put your graphics on or over medium your computer will lag like hell and freeze and the computer will crash.
[edit] Expansion Pack
- At the end where you save seattle, you realize that russia is still fighting in Europe and the job is not done. Hopefully, massgate will release an expansion pack that will make WIC a less shitty game and allow you to save the day.
[edit] Suspected Features
- China: a new faction - The new chinease faction will include massive hordes of asian people armed with sticks but will still be able to destroy everything in their path. It may also have vehicles that would look closely like the Russian vehicles. Oh wait, Russia gave China their vehicles!
- Anti-Cuzzing softwar - Once an ausome game where you can cuzz as much as you want, the cuzzing blocking software will ruin the fun and force people to call each other noobs just like Runescape. It will also block words that may be considered offensive in every launguage.
- Punkbuster -This infamous program will wipe your freedom off the map stopping you from entering games because your hair cutt looks bad or your ping is 1 over the limit. It will allow players to kick others because they just got owned by them or that player is better then you. Like a virus, it will suck the fun out of the game and it will just be like Battlefield 2142.
Sierra Entertainment disclaimer: We did not copy red alert 2. Okay, we did; but nobody plays that game anymore, so fuck off.
