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[edit] The Mongolian Death Worm
The Mongolian Death Worm is a type of worm that lives in the Mongolian Gobi Desert. It kills about 30000 mongolians every year, including such illustrious figures as Genghis Khan and Roy Cohn. It is sometimes called Allghoi Khorkoi which literally mean "blood filled intestine worm". It is attracted by the color yellow, and it can shoot deadly corrosive acid and bolts of lightning. Only this worm has the power to fight a shark on land or in water. This worm is said to be able to generate enough electricity to kill a full-blown cow. Nashville Tennessee currently gets over 75% of its municipal power supply from a jar full of Mongolian Death Worms.
[edit] Do worms have teeth?
No, worms have no teeth. Sharks however have many, many teeth among many other superpowers like razor skin, super senses, underwater breathing, electric powers and Shark-Ray Vision.
[edit] How do Worms Dig? Is it with their teeth?
No, worms dont have teeth but in several Worms games they do, but don't actually eat anything.
[edit] Then How?
Worms don't really dig. They just eat dirt. Mainly they just eat on one side and crap on the other. This is the reason why some people, like Hitler, believe the Earth is either hollow, or filled with worm shit.
[edit] Shark dietary habits
In contrast to Sharks, worms eat mainly earth, dirt, rocks, concrete, and occasionally hair. Their favorite kind of hair is the hair from big rabbits who belong to women, hence the expression: "The Worm is eating her hare's hair!!!" commonly used by mongolians who live in the desert, as will be explained later or not.
Shark's main diet consists on humans. Contrary to what most would think, sharks dislike the taste of surfers, they just taste them and then kill them in a blind attack of rage due to bad taste. Much like your taste if you are still reading.
Sharks prefer to eat little children, sunbathing girls, and Republicans. Great White Sharks often disguise themselves as humans in other to eat the food Tina!, however their human costumes are lame since they look too white, specially the great white shark, who looks bigger and Blacker. The only sighting of non-disguised landsharks is on the set of saturday night live.
[edit] Did You Said Blacker?
Yes, Im glad you asked. Great Whites look blacker, but only slightly blacker, like Michael Jackson is blacker than an albino blacker. In fact Michael Jackson is a great white shark in disguise, the shark assumed his identity after eating the real Michael Jackson. (Who was black)
[edit] The Worm Wars
Worm wars have existed always, proof of this is Worms: Armaggedon. The only thing that can kill an angry worm is another worm, among many other things, including Sharks, Bombs and Eva Longoria.
[edit] Varieties of worms
Varieties of worms are all lame. except for alghoi korkoi, also known as Uncycloworm in crappy, countries populated by morons, such as the United States of A.
