Worst 100 Colours of All Time

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

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100 to 91[edit]

100. Swastika red
99. Sick, but mixed with blood and monster snot and flour.
98. Poop brown.
97. Ohmygodijustshittherugcallsomebody.
96. Blellow
A mixture of blue and yellow, otherwise known as green.
95. Anything preceded by the word awesome, e.g. awesome blue.
94. The color that can be described to a blind person.
93. That color that drove millions to insanity when first unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. The color that was unearthed from a deep coastal site off the Dead Sea. The color that callously murdered thousands of innocent virgins in cold blood. The Godless color that destroyed the nation.
That's right, orange.
92. Colours.
91. #AAAAAA!

90 to 81[edit]

90. PSP black.
89. DS silver.
87. A sort of splurgey vomit. It's kind of hard to describe.
86. Uncyclopedia logo tan.
85. The color Wikipedia[citation needed].
84. The color of an Orangey Reddish Bluey Gray Poop after eating Mushrooms, viewed while still under the influence of said mushrooms.
83. Greenish-purple.
82. Wii white.
81. The colors in this picture[citation needed]

80 to 71[edit]

80. One day I was walking down the road and do you know what I saw? Brown.
It sucked.
79. Dammit, I'm just still so mad at that freaking bollocks purple.
Oh right, uh... pink.
78. British colour.
77. Um, Your Mom?
Sorry, It's hard to pad these out to a hundred.
76. A color for dreams.
A color for happiness.
A color...for murder.
75. *Insert racism*
74. Blapilue.
An ugly color that is the combination of black, pink and blue.
73. Invisible
You can't see it.
72. Blork
Black gone horribly wrong.
71. Wildor.
It's the only Oscar Wilde endorsed color! Only ¥22.96! BUY BUY BUY!


70. Floogojuesw
Half Floog and *almost* half O but with a slight pinch of Juesw.
69. Unblue
It's Blue, just with added Un.
68. Chartreuse.
The ghey colour.
67. The color of This Guy.
66. Black Sabbath.
66. Aqua-Marine.
65. The colors of Your Mom and This Guy conceiving you.
64. Anal-pink.
63. Prostate-brown.
62. Gan-green.
61. Purplellow.


60. Fecch
It looks exactly as it sounds.
59. Underwear stain yellow.
58. Asphyxiation blue.
57. Kitten huffing orange
It fucks you up real good!
56. Redrum.
55. Off-white
Possibly the least interesting color ever invented.
54. Sorry, I forgot Magnolia. My mistake.
53. Michael Jackson
Starts off black and turns white over time.
52. Used tampon red.
51. Hitler kakhi.


50. Internal bleeding purple.
49. Some more of Your Mom.
There's plenty of her to go around, believe me.
48. The color that blu-tack and chewing gum go when dropped/spat on the street and stamped in.
47. As #48, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "carpet".
46. As #47, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "gum".
45. Ketchup color.
44. Mustard color.
43. Brown Sauce color.
42. The color of those large, friendly letters on the cover of the galaxy's favorite book.
41. An amalgamation of Ketchup color, Mustard color, and Brown Sauce color.


40. Duuuuude... I totally saw this color that would BLOW YOUR MIND the other day.
Hey... can I-can I lick your hair?
39. Did someone say your mom?
Damn. Um, okay, did anyone make an AIDS joke yet? No? Okay, I'm gonna go for AIDS.
38. You know in number 99?
I was implying that I bang your sister. Just clearing that up. (Also: the color of semen)
37. Char grey_blonde;
36. The color that that smells like feet.
35. Anus fruitshake.
34. Purple Parrots
33. Blue Barracudas
32. Green Monkeys
31. Orange Iguanas
31? Red Jaguars


30. That color you turn when you die.
29. Kidney stone.
28. The 28th worst color.
27. The color your brain turns when you run out of ideas.
26. A-- oh, forget it! You fill in the blank spaces on this article, you selfish jackass!
25. Frankenberry blue
24. Deep Purple
Actually smoke on the water colored.
23. *tie* Black Ranger black & Yellow Ranger yellow
Too racist.
22. Blue Man Group blue
Too blue for my taste.
21. Blue and yellow make.....blellow?


20. Chocolate Starfish
19. Hotdog flavored water
18. Purple Nurple
17. Red Herring Red
16. Crystal Pepsi clear
15. Black Panther Black
14. KKK White
13. Coldplay Yellow
"Look at the stars! Look how they shine for you".... as the song goes.
12. Apple White.
I wouldn't eat it either.
11. The colour your parents turn when they realize their own child is burning their feet off.


10. Hooker Yellow Minge
9. Turquoise (Like Blue Shit)
8. Holiday Photos Home Red
7. Blues Brothers
6. Gay
5. Homosexual man pink
4. White stripes
3. Dark White
Only occurs in the event of a squashed testicle. *slurpslurpslurp*
1. Beige.
No seriously, think about it. What a shit colour.