Worst 100 Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series of All Time

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[edit] Like all popular things the Harry Potter series has been the source of many spin-offs. Spin-offs normally take a minor or one time person and make them the main person of a new series. Below is the list of the worst offenders!

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100. Hagrid's cook book series.

Hagrid's hundred haggis recipes, Hagrid's hundred spider (and spider parts) recipes, Hagrid's how to cook and eat anything primer, Hagrid's hundred road kill recipes (primarily stuff pulled off the front of the Hogwarts Express Train).

99. Neville Longbottom's plant detective series.

Neville Longbottom and the Gillie weed incident, Neville Longbottom and the Strangle Kelp Caper, Neville Longbottom and the Case of the Missing Invisibility weeds, Neville Longbottom and the Maltese Flytrap.

98. Ron Weasley's books on chess.

The King and I, One Lonely Knight, The Rookie, The Pawn Shop, Little Queenie, One Knight in Bangkok, My dinner with Bishop Two Two.

97. Ms McGonagall's tales of transformation mistakes (based mostly on student mis-adventures).

Why most insects are a bad idea, Fish out of water tails, Flying is best done with a broom until you've had training with wings, Domesticated animal dos and don'ts.

96. Draco Malfoy's humor series.

Draco's fun things to do to other people's food, Draco's magical pull my finger gags, Draco's impractical joke book, Those silly mudbloods and the things they do.

95. Bertie Bots Food and drink series.

Worms in drinks besides tequilla, desserts made with things found in your yard, dumpster diving for dinner.

94. Diagon Alley Merchant Association (DAMA) Advertisements and press releases.

Free wand recharging with any purchase at Andre's Artifacts, Diagon Alley Tourist Guide, Post no bills here.

93. Severus Snape's comic books.

Platypus-man the beginning, Platypus-man vs Mecha-Godzilla, Platypus-man and the Temple of Broom, Platypus-man vs Dr Doofensmurf, Platypus-man and the Jew of the Nile.

92. Fluffy's (the 3 headed dog) pet care series.

How to deal with parasites, Little known pet treats, The best vacation spots for pets, Dental care for pets, Pet Care for Dummies.

91. Dobby's books for preschoolers.

Red crayon scribbles, Blue and Green crayon scribbles, Some things that look like bunnies (black magic marker), Water color hand prints.

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90. Bellatrix's hair care series

Taming It - Lord Knows How That Stuff's Shithouse, How To Extract A Brush From Your Dreadlocks, Why You Should Invest In A Straightener

89. The books about that Seamus guy nobody really liked

Seamus Does Something, Seamus Does Something Else, Seamus Finds a Death Eater and Runs Away to Find Out It Wasn't A Death Eater Just A Small Plant

88. Harry Potter and The Beatles

Harry Time Travels, Harrymania, The Beatles Kill Harry Potter (also released in the US as 'Don't Bother Me')

87. The reason all those American copies of Harry Potter got crappy covers

We Don't Know, We Wanted To Make More Money, Listen It's Really Not Our Fault, They Got Mixed Up At The Printers, No I Don't Know What The 'Sorcerer's Stone' Is Either

86. Voldemort's hair care series

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85. The Stewart Ackerley Chronicals

Stewart Ackerley and the People Who Don't Know Who He Is (aka Everyone), Stewart Ackerley and when he realises He's Not Important, Stewart Ackerley and the Death of his Series

84. Terry Boot's shoe care manuals

Shoe Shining For Beginners, Lacing 101, This Was A One-Line Joke Explained

83.CSI:Hogwarts Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma watson and Tom felton enough said. worse then disaster movie the novel

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