Worst 100 LOL Cats

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100. Happy Cat

Is an old meme. And no, he can't have a cheeseburger.

99. Original LOL Cat

Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.

98. Overused Cat

Iz over-used.

97. Dead Cat

Iz dead.

96. Failure Cat

Haz a failurez.

95. Drunk Cat

Drinks and Drives.

94. Racist Cat

Is racist.

93. Pirate Cat

Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships.

92. LOL cat

Is mildly amused.

91. Caturday Cat

Thinks its caturday.

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90. Literecy Cat

Kan spel goood.

89. Long Cat

Iz quite long.

88. Short Cat

Iz quite short.

87. Serious Cat

Is fucking serious.

86. Smelly Cat

Iz smelly.

85. Dune Cat

Controls the spice and the universe, apparently

84. Fail Cat

Is failing, obviously.

83. Internet Addict Cat

Needs moar internets.

82. Hamster Cat

Iz a hamster.

81. Violin Cat

Haz a violin.

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80. Invisible Everything Cat

Haz an invisible everything.

79. Spoon Cat

Iz fightin teh spoon, apparently.

78. Hooray Cat

Is excited.

77. Scared-y cat

Is a pussy.

76. Passivist Cat

Rejects war.

75. Better than you cat

Is better than you, much like how Benson is better than you.

74. Admin Cat

Is fucking up and protecting your articles.

73. Souless Cat

Lost his soul.

72. Soviet Cat

Is captioning YOU!

71. Lazy Cat

Iz lazy.

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70. HALP Cat

Needs help.

69. Existential Cat

If confusing and emo.

68. Basket Cat

Haz a handbasket.

67. Mop Cat

Cleenz yur floorz.

66. Healer Cat

Can also preform exorcisms.

65. Inspector Cat

Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz.

64. Superconductor Cat

Haz no electrical resistance.

63. Allergy Cat

In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!

62. American cat

Iz a fat lazy bastard.

61. Asian Cat

Approves of this.

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60. Indian Cat

Is being forced of his lands by Pilgrim cat.

59. Black Cat

Lieks watermelon and fried chicken.

58. Cathulhu

Is it can be arise from R'lyeh tiem now plees?

57. Jabba Cat

Iz a fat bastard.

56. Wookie Cat

Is about 10 seconds away from going on a homicide rampage.

55. Ewok Cat

Is about 5 seconds away from going on a homicide rampage.

54. Godfather Cat

Does not approve. But no one cares, because he's a lazy fat fuck.

53. Scientology Cat

Will not be saved by his false god Xenu.

52. Pope Cat

Iz in yur Vatican, lording over yur church.

51. Jew Cat

Iz in yur bank, taken yur interest.

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50. Observant Jew Cat

Crucified Messiah cat.

49. Monopoly Cat

Iz also a Joo.

48. Nosfercatu Cat

Wants to suck your blood.

47. Heterochromia Cat

Has different colored eyes, obviously.

46. Illegal Alien Cat

Is in yur place of employment, stealing yur jobz.

45. Kitler

Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Jews.

44. Biznis Cat

Gots a tie.

43. Cashier Cat

Needs a recpt.

42. Undead Cat

Feeds on the flesh of the living.

41. Pizza Cat

Gots a pizza.

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40. Invisible Sandwich Cat

In fact, does not have a sandwich.

39. Hand Nomming Cat

Noms teh hand dat feez him.

38. Drugged Cat

Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.

37. Chicken Flavored Cat

Tastes liek chicken, surprisingly.

36. Cheesburger Cat

Is dammed liar, he is in fact a cheezburger.

35. Birthday Cat

Wants teh cake.

34. Pringles Cat

Is being subjected to animal abuse.

33. Drunk Cat

Iz in yur fridge, drinking yur beer.

32. High Cat

Is high.

32. Pills Cat

Is also high.

31. Anti-gravity Cat

Disobeys the law of gravity.

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30. Reserve Gravity Cat

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Is stuck on the ceiling.

29. Schodinger's Cat

May or may not exist.

28. Jedi Cat

Haz a force.

27. Meh cat

Is voting against your article on VFH without leaving a meaning comment.

26. Meh Kitten

Is also voting against your article, with a reason of "per above".

25. Objection cat

Objects to this article.

24. WTF cat

In reading illogicopedia right now.

23. Pissed Cat

Is fucking pissed.

22. Wet Cat

Is more pissed than pissed cat.

21. Miserable Cat

Is even more pissed than Wet Cat.

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20. Do Not Want Cat

looks like objection cat.

19. Internet Cat

Iz stealin yur internets.

18. Thief Cat

Is black, unsurprisingly.

17. Crazy Cat

Is hearing voices, and not in a good way.

16. Sniper Cat

is pwning yur n00bs.

15. Kidnapping Cat

Is it can be ransom tiem now pleeze?

14. Monster Cat

Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz.

13. Hugs Cat

Thinks itz hugs tiem for some reason.

12. Raepist Cat

Is committing raep.

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11. Butt Raep Cat

Is committing butt rape.

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10. Surprise Sex Cat

Is having surprise sex, not committing raep, learn teh difference!

9. Interest Cat

Is lookin' @ pr0n, obviously.

8. Moar Cat

Wants moar of whatever Interest Cat is lookin' at.

7. Pussy Fart Cat

Is pussy-farting. Ew...

6. Ceiling Cat

Is watching your masturbate, and not in a good way.

5. Masturbating Cat

In Soviet Russia, YOU watch cats masturbate.

4. Voyeur Cat

Iz showin his ballz.

3.. Its stuck in my Pooper Cat

Can't find his buttplug for some reason.

2. Bottom Cat

Is ghey and lieks it in the butt.

1. Pregnophile Cat

Iz in yur bathroom, taking pics of yur pregnant female relatives.

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