Worst 100 Reflections on 2006

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras


This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2006. As 2006 is over, stop adding entries to this. Get your mind in the present. Jesus.

100. VFP VanityFest '06 
#Tompkins on IRC just wasn't enough.
99. 05:25, 27 February 2006 Splaka blocked "User:85.195.123.22" with an expiry time of infinite (open proxy)
98.

“Featured finally...”

97. Uncyclopedia:Top10

“that's what we get for being "democratic"”

96. Top featured articles of 2005 (updated daily)
  • March 15: Euroipods
  • March 16: Euroipods
95. That horrible mediocre GREAT* April fool's main page "iHumor"

* Assuming you're not using Internet Explorer, of course.

94. JasonR drops an eclair into the server; temporarily turns Uncyc into Wikia.

“We're becoming the thing we swore to destroy!”

93.
You have new messages (diff to penultimate revision).


92. BENSON IS HERE 
AND STARTS OFF A CULT OF CAPS LOCK, AND HIMSELF.
91. HATE HATE HAT!
90. QuickVFD Apocalypse Madness
89. Uncyclopedians attempt to spread their madness even further 
With UnMeta, UnCommons and the Uncyclopedia Babble Project.
88. "I, for one, welcome our new Wikia overlords."
87. Your Mom.
86. "I have had it with these motherfucking Snakes on a Plane nominations on this motherfucking VFH page!"
85. "I love pwn4g3.
Er, ok.

“In my opinion, everybody else went too far with it.”

84. Fisher Price: A Retrospective gets featured
The debate on how to feature it creates a second VFH page.
83. "Fuck you uncyclopedia admin's
I mean, uh, nevermind.
82. "Aspies are no laughing matter
Wait, yes they are.
81. "(Noun, verb or gerund) is no laughing matter." 
No, he/she/it is not.
80. "This just in -- Pluto no longer a planet."
79. Cornbread, Fundlebuggy throw down. 
Oy.
78. {{USERNAME}} meta 
Discovered on a forum by musical malcontents Gilbert & Sullivan who proceeded to use it on their quasi-remembered page HMS Potatore to skewer memes and the reader's overuse thereof. Users looking to start fights with...everyone...soon use it repeatedly on VFH as "This page is much better than anything that {{USERNAME}} has written", thus turning an anti-meme statement into a meme of its own. Hurt feelings and the fact that, at the time, it only worked once per page lead to its demise. Users, however, lay the blame squarely at the feet of <insert name here>.
77. Some politically correct admins swap the lovely and butch NRV.png with the girlish
This article needs more work. See NRV for details.
Please edit this page within 7 days of 22:49, 14 November 2006 (UTC).
Ghelae threatens legal action.
76. Procopius makes some forum post or another. 
What the fuck was that all about?
75. emc's stupidity at its finest.
74. JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!!! 
rawr i am a lion
73. JESUS CHRIST ITS A (NOUN, VERB GERUND) GET IN THE (NOUN) 
Push the joke close to meme why don't you?
72. SU182 
`Nuff said.
71. Choosing the "Fly Up"' option.
70.
Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
Survivors will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.
Then we shoot them again.
Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.
I dare you.
If you read aloud the fine print above, your dog will also be shot.
If you don't have a dog, you will be given a puppy, which you will raise into a dog, at which point it will be shot
If your puppy does not become a dog we'll give you a dog and immediately shoot it.
If you are allergic to dogs we'll shove him/her in your face, laugh, and then shoot the dog on your face.
If you have a cat instead, we'll shoot that.
Surviving dogs will be GIVEN A DOG BISCUIT.
Then we shoot them again.
If any dog survives this subsequent shooting, their owners will be shot
Surviving owners will be turned into Soylent Green
Surviving cats will...oh screw it, who cares
69. The rise, fall and redemption of the Crack Vandal 
It was like a Hollywood screenplay.
68. User:Drauhx becoming the sole guardian of DYK.
Classic.
65. But what, exactly, is deja vu?
In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
64. Uncyc's Multiplayer Chess
The open-source game of chess nobody will ever win!
63. Famine bans the internet
Please lower your heads for a moment of silence in remembrance of the many fine edits that were lost on that tragic night...
62. Satan, Jesus, Robert Mugabe, Master Hand and the Ghostbusters all approve of this article!
And must place an enormous and ugly template at the top of it to inform you of this fact!
61. Seven months in Google's sandbox.
Not to mention the inordinate amount of time spent figuring out that we were in it, and how to get out of it.
60. User:Mr. Briggs Inc. restores 100 near-VFD'd articles to his userpage, 75 never actually got VFD'd. Then Forest Fire Week came.
59. Uncyclopedia reaches 20,000 articles, one devastating week later the count falls back to 1000.
Thank God for Forest Fire Week.
58. User:Anonymous Slashy
I feel sorry for the first person who registers under this username.
57. The Great [1] Darth Destruction
Surprisingly, it was Famine again. Imagine that.
56. Glenn anzalone
Committed two of the most evil crimes known to man in the space of a few minutes; one Crime Against Uncyclopedia (vandalising the Uncyclopedia article), and one CRIME AGAINST BENSON!!! (VANDALISING User:Benson). For shame.
On a lighter note, he has an wicked cool name!
55. The unsolved assassination of Template:Recentnews.
54. L's Stupendous Randomated Template
52. Poo Lit Surprise!
Damn that Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins! I'll get you, and your little dog, too!
51. Yahoos! is/isn't featured, or was it? Well, it was a reskin, anyway.
And a damn fine reskin at that.
50. Poo Lit Surprise, Part Deux.
49. Everyone catches Leporiphobia for Easter.
Except for the wolves, they just don't give a damn anymore.
48. The Uncyclopedian's Song.
The haunting melody that you can't stop listening to!
47. Political advertising runs just in time for stm to make a rare selfless move for the sake of the team.
46. VFP dies.
And then gets saved by Tripod's Word Processor.
45. {{USERNAME}} ruins Uncyclopedia.
Honestly, we were all a lot happier before {{USERNAME}} came around, weren't we?
44. Wikia buys Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia's domain.
And there are riots at the Forums.
43. WNWiki freaks out and threatens legal action for absolutely no reason. Nope, none at all.
What? I swear, it was completely unprovoked. Sorta. (Lugiatm...)
42. Spang v. Splarka
A battle of... Well, it was more of a strike I guess...
41. We've got a forum!
I mean, a real one!
40. UnNews gains an audio division.
39. Billions and billions of awards appear out of nowhere.
Potatochopper of the Month, the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence..., Foolitzer Prize, and many more.
38. Insineratehymn steals Ghelae's sig.
Ghelae threatens legal action.
37. But what, exactly, is deja vu?
In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
36. Virtually giving away Writer of the Month to some thirteen-year-old.
I mean, come now. Fifteen was bad enough.
35. UnNews reveal video reports.
Annoying Annyang "rawr I am a bear" is the new sensational reporter
34. Communism attack
33. Hrodulf spazzes out and leaves Uncyclopedia
Of course we'll miss him, but c'mon~
32. Premier Tom Mayfair's Welcome Template
AAAAAAA! MY EYES!!!
Also the template that has scared many n00bs into believing this is a communist website. This is not a communist website (I hope).
31.
30. UnNews gets first reskin, but nobody notices.
29. Orion Blastar rants about everything you can think of.
He even used Forum talk.
28. The whores come out at night.
Help! They're storming the voting pages!
27. Bradaphraser's sockpuppets!
Brad, Bard, Brad again and Braydie can't be different people, can they?
26. NeoZidane's Sig.

“Launching sig in 3....2...1....”

Launching in 3 2 1.jpg

25. The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 contains duplicate entries.
24. Village Dump thinks of something cool, gets excited and discusses it at length, then forgets about it a week later
23. New Zealand Herald writes a revealing exposé of our "standards and practices".

Hey, it wasn't our fault it was Cyberbullying Week! Besides, the only Herald we care about is in Boston!

22. VFH overdoses on laxatives.
21. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a g*** a Grue 2.0 Bonzi Buddy the G1000 a grue.
Meanwhile, the rest of Zork 3 remains woefully incomplete.
20. Premier Tom Mayfair goes off his meds.
^_^
19. Template:Fundraiser
But we're not even related to Wikimedia! Its like its all just a big joke to you people!
18. Heh, Brad
Heh
17. ***Person has entered #UNCYCLOPEDIA***
<Squiggle> PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Person has quit [Remote closed the connection]
16. Hinoa changes his signature
And a "Desperate petition to change it" is formed.
15. The admins "dump" the "garbage" topics out of the dump and into BHOP.
The BHOP regulars get upset.
14. Orion Blastar gets Knighted and becomes a Lieutenant in the UK military, even though he is from the USA. Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 3.
12. Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
Whiskey the Tango and Foxtrot?
10. Game 1 (open)
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9. Unbooks:An Uncyclopedian Christmas Tale
Nice writing, Codeine.
8. Forum:Things Are Going to Change
Nothing changed, which is just what the World Order wants.
7. The voting system arrives
Finally!
6. The fact that Zork Implementor L ended up writing half of these entries.
Isn't he supposed to be working on Zork?
5. Drama week
Just in time for sweeps, too!
4. Euroipods Revert War II: Electric Boogaloo
Watch the admins fight amongst themselves!
3. The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 are listed in no conceivable order whatsoever.
2. Fisher Price
Although written in late 2005, Fisher Price rose to fame in early 2006.
1. The fact that we took so bloody long to think of things to add to this list.