Worst 100 Reflections on 2007

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2007. Yup, we were ahead of the curve. Then the curve came and smacked us on the face. Hard. Hurrah!

100. Saddam Hussein, Gerald Ford, James Brown and Boris Yeltsin all pass away.
...only to live on, cluttering UnNews with cliché.
99. Anarchy! Anarchy!
98. Mhaille blocks the entire site, and the world cowers in fear.
97. Fisher Price day
Go eat shit, fuckers. Seriously.
96. The last will and testament of Nintendorulez
...And he didn't leave a penny for me.
95. The voting system goes bye-bye.
Vote for me! loses the will to live.
94. Uncyclopedia gets a marketing department.
"But Homestar can win the com-pe-ti-tion!"
93. The House of Pancakes is placed in quarantine.
Sounds like some powerful mojo.
92. Squiggle's and Insineratehymn's crusade to feature Contents.

“...if we featured this, it'd end up at the #1 article of 2007.”

91. Braydie's getting praised...
...in a bad way.
90. Uncyclopedia comes under attack from Islamic terrorists!
The resulting stock-market panic drops Uncyclopedia's market capitalisation to $1.3 million in a few short but terror-filled days.
89. The new popular "Bra"/"Bar" names, presenting... The Bardiephraser2006! Brayds2006! The Bardiephraser! Template:U!
More to come as they are discovered.
88. DiZ tries to force his religion of Ouroboros unto others.
And soon earns the ire of Benson's followers.
87. Wikia changes the page title and prominent madness follows.
This reflection should say something interesting.
86. Template:U threatens to kick our butts, so we return the favour (ie. we infinibanned him).
85. Commies! Commies!
With two page of propaganda being for feature back-on-back, Communism is taking over of frontpage. Tom Mayfair is full with joy.
84. The following lines (and several similar lines involving GreaseBot) appear on Uncyclopedia's IRC about a hundred times in the space of a few days:
<Username> GreaseBot, die

<GreaseBot> I feel faint...

*GreaseBot dies.
83. March 9 2007 - A day that will live in infamy. A shock image is placed on the Main Page.
Template:U saves the day.
82. I maed a yuky doody is nominated on VFH; all hell breaks loose soon afterwards.
81. Everybody turns incoherent.
80. Nobody expects the Proxy Inquisition!
79. Hinoa takes drastic measures for forum-based vanity.
"If it pisses me off enough to put it on CVP, then I will find the forum, register an account, and bitch at you in person. This is not a threat, it is a promise."
77. Russian reversal gets locked for a major rewrite
In Soviet Russia, page rewrites YOU!!
76. User:Lstarnes/I Am
Was he bullshitting, or did we just infiniban the greatest literary genius of all time? You be the judge.
75. Braydie "wins"
Braydie is March's Useless Gobshite of the Month. WTF? Seriously, WTF?
74. Someone said the Admins are cool and sexy. Is this true ?
I wish...
73. Bots invade #uncyclopedia.
And are promptly abused by the people in the channel.
72. Too many people are writing too many "Too many" forum entries
What the heck is a tamale, anyway?
71. Template:U accidentally scares the shit out of a n00b.
70. Uncyclopedia gets audited.
The results were both accounts banned indefinitely. Xenu would be proud.
69. The rise, flamewar, fall and rebirth of Contents
This would have been another huge debate like Talk:Euroipods. Instead, the page was deleted and all was well for one microsecond.
67. From the makers of FU SPANG comes FU OLI!
66. The cabal fucks up and the helpful tool bar disappears.
Thousands of users that used to take it for granted forced to draw in four tildes and brackets all by themselves.
65. OMG DRM!
This just in...
64. This article and this article join together to create this article.
People then nominate it on VFH faster than you can say "go eat shit fuckers".
63. Public Invitations to Satiropendium
It's like Uncyclopedia, only it's harder to spell and there're no Fisher Prices.
62. Olipro creates a monster
Is put on Ban Patrol shortly afterwards
61. Zerotrousers logs onto IRC as Chronarion, and is offered lots of burned sacrifices
He is soon mercilessly kicked by Codeine and Olipro.
60. Users steal AAA's infobox [1][2][3][4][5][6][7]
Make it a template, why don't you?
59. Vogonpedia
58. The vogon administration continues with this theme by deleting an entire planet, three times over
Darth Vader would be envious.
At least this looked better.
57. Too many cusswords
Oh, great, another user-centric religion.
55. Rcmurphy nommed for NotM again.
Fails miserably.
54. Ct.

“Are you talking to me?”

53. Another slow news day.
Ironically, June 6 saw a lot of news. Unfortunately, this stuff was the majority of it.
Zombiebaron celebrates by banning him.
It's the Crack Vandal situation all over again.
He then stepped away from the dark side.
Millions of witty ban confirmations were fired on that sad day...
49. THINKER sets a new record high in VFH.
And he can't get enough of telling you about it.
Congratulations! Nobody gives a shit.
48. Wikia decides to dump their petty advertising on our site.
Uncyclopedia takes another step forward in becoming Uncyclowikia.
47. Template:U initiates Quoticide.

“He sure hates quotes”

~ Captain Obvious on Insineratehymn
46. Template:U nominates The Young and the Uncyclopedians for deletion.
Vanity insanity.
45. That one guy tried to be Benson... again.
Nobody cared.
44. Fonchezzz, Cookies,yum! and that Java guy discover Uncyclopedia
Our collective IQ took weeks to recover from the damages.
43. Olipro replaces the edit button with penis.
Stupidity about playing with penises ensues. Edit button gets changed back. Talk page and forum history and move buttons immediately replaced by penis and penis, respectively. They get changed back. Oli then goes on another penis rampage.
42. UF's crusade against the Grue Army
I guess we all saw that coming.
41. Admins keep deleting my pages!
Fucking admins.
40. Zombiebaron breaks his own rule.
Not even he himself is safe...
39. All your wikipedia.org.br domains are belong to us.
Well, briefly at least. A brazillion visitors, then just as quickly forgotten.
38. Savethemooses quits Uncyclopedia...
37. Zombiebaron becomes the last admin to huff this page does not exist
The end of a long and golden era, which extended from 2005 to June 17 2007, was fittingly commemorated with nothing but stunned silence.
36. Massive Op fest on IRC by Zombiebaron, IRC title fight commences
Penis beer, MoneySign beer, beer made from penis. Fun!
35. Wikia inexplicably reskins every wiki to a bright yellowish Agent Orange.
At one point, en: is the only uncyclopedia to be unaffected. AGH MY EYES.
34. France prematurely surrenders to the German Uncyclopedia.
C'est la vie, je suppose.
33. The sockpuppet template edit war
This is WP:LAME run amok.
32. VFH overhaul overwhelmingly supported.
Template:U and Template:U gain +25 HP and stroke their respective egos with great fervor.
31. Wikiachina.cn suddenly, inexplicably drops off the face of the Internet, never to be seen again, and the Taiwanese version is blocked by the Great Firewall of China.
In Communist China, delete YOU!!
30. Oscar Wilde finally gets featured
The 8 million articles containing his quotes collectively praise Template:U.
29. A comically ineffectual poll turns into a raucous political debate.
I'll stick with getting George Bush toys.
28. Template:U, Template:U, and other less notable Uncyclopedians try to reason with an a crazy Israeli.
They should've known better. Just ask Palestine.
27. Undictionary in 14 languages spread the gift of illiteracy worldwide
Meanwhile, 18 language editions of UnNews foster global misunderstanding on a vast scale, bringing us closer to global thermonuclear war than ever before.
26. The best candidate ever for Useless Gobshite of the Month... Scandal!
Wait... when was be blocked? When was he nommed? FUCKING TIMES ZONES!
25. The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times
And the crusade to get it featured one time.
24. Template:U confesses to doing lots of bad stuff, including the above.
Also, he admits to being the Unabomber and Keyser Soze.
23. Template:U wins Uncyclopedian Survivor.
His new Survivor template, had anyone gotten off their frickin' butt to make him one goes great with his Bucket of Piss Award.
22. Template:U does it again, this time linking to Booble without giving an NSFW link on IRC!
Almost makes Template:U lose his job...if he decided to go in that day. The chat will never be the same again.
21. VFH gets excessively flooded with crappy articles.
Template:U has the honor of nominating This page does not exist.
20. Template:U impersonates, and his mother requests that Fisher Price should be deleted.
First Lstarnes and now this...
19. Quality Control fe-ver!
Can't a single meme be dropped without it being instantly rewritten?
18. Col.swordman returns after an extended absence!
The ensuing flamewar moves from ranting, to sarcasm, to politeness, to sheer, hilarious absurdity.
17. A decent Encyclopedia Dramatica article finally gets created.
We did it for the lulz lol.
16. Thinker gets his own meme.
Countless new users are frightened away from IRC when they are greeted with the phrase, "You're not Thinkerer!". Naturally, Thinker is pleased by all the attention.
15. The UGotM dam bursts.
The page gets nommed for deletion after months of building tension and drama. Twice. Template:U wins UGotM and a non-existant user then gets nommed.

13. Template:U comes back!
....Only to tell us all that we are horrible attention whores and leave again. After he leaves, the conversation turns to food. Obesity is the #1 killer of Uncylopedians, don'cha know.
Except he's acting all world-weary and stuff now, hinting to the fact that his mom kicked him out of the house and forced him into Harvard.

“You guys still worship me? What're you, 12?”

~ BENSON thoughtbubble on BENSONists
It won't go away, no matter how hard we try.
11. Uncyclopedia gets "RickRoll'd".
First, Kip, then KingKitty and EnzoAquarius, then Kip again, and finally Capercorn.

“Last time it took us over a month to get all the Ricks to leave! They run around, find a random talk page, and stagnate.”

~ Template:U on Rick Roll
10. Uncyclopedia in denial. First GAYSON, and now this.
Who would think that the absolute worst, most pathetic vandal would cause such a site-splitting ruckus?
9. The great ban fest of 2007
All hell breaks loose. Template:U threatens a come back.
8. The Lake District ends up offending the residents of the Lake District.
Maybe they should think of a more imaginative name for themselves.
7. Francis Winkler, average schoolteacher, gets slandered by some n00b, which impresses lots of users.
It's Fisher Price all over again.
6. A vandal with an ego the size of Delaware.
And, surprisingly, a vocabulary the size of a housecat. Unsurprisingly, the logic of a sack of bricks.
5. Part two of the stunning epic of Francis Winkler.
The aforementioned n00b got suspended and begs mercy. People kvetch about deleting the original work.
4. The great huffing spree
Gay People, static, Contents (Nonsense), Hurricane Of Horrendous Destruction and Death, and many other greats meet their doom. Then it's Template:U and Template:U to the rescue.
3. Template:U experiments on Uncyclopedia and adds several pointless templates.
After very ironic VFD votes, the result is Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.
2. Judge Template:U and Judge Template:U are upgraded, banishing Judge Template:U into the wilderness of the nuclear desert of the Cursed Earth.
And so a new age dawns for the people of Mega City One Uncyclopedia. Citizens will be advised that HUMOUR is now the official spelling of the term and that the taxation/representation legislation has now been revoked. I AM THE LAW!!!
1. Uncyclopedia kills itself and Wikia.
Spang blames it all on Chuck Norris.