Worst 100 Reflections on 2009

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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2009. If we last that long.

100. The previous list closes after a mild flurry of activity fails to furnish it with a full 100 reflections.

Won't happen this year, right?

99. Category:My sojourn is featured.

Satan is reported to be stocking up on winter clothing.

98. Some guy complains about the amount of "double standards" on this website.

Now this? Nobody cares.

97. Sonic Fever hits Uncyclopedia for some unknown reason.

All thanks to a guy, another guy, and a user who's name is hard to spell.

96. The white guy in All-4-One returns!

It turns out that not only does he not know Tom Jones, but the poor, deluded fool thinks that Tom is white.

95. Uncyclopedia releases Ubuntu Masturbating Monkey Edition.

What the hell?

94. A newly recruited administrator is revealed to be of African descent.

On a lighter note, the administrator in question also admits that he likes to perform acts of a sexual nature on goats.

93. Socky feels depressed, partly because Uncyclopedia is the worst.

He's still waiting for it to blow over.

92. Dr. Skullthumper and MrN9000 switch talk pages

Many people are confused, but we all just blame the robot uprising

91. APRILFOOLS!!!!!!!!!

90. Stephen Hawking is hospitalized.

At least that means he won't be running over anyone's cats any time soon.

89. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accuses Israel and the Jews of being racist scumbags.

Irony abounds, as do mispronunciations of the man's name.

88. Gouncyclopedia! arrives, lives, is a fanboy, and gets banned.

User:Gouncyclopedia! 00:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC) For signing like this, to be exact. User:Gouncyclopedia! 01:19, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

87. Benson returns, then leaves.

He left a message saying about his travels.

86. Some Girl criticises men.

She left a message explaining her displeasure. Sexism ensued.

85. Sandwiches are voted for.

Also, eaten.

84 A whole bunch of people come back. No, really!

*Pbbt*! Losers...

83. Some people make their annual plea to ban IPs

We keep letting IPs edit, anyways, 'cause we're suckers for their big, moist eyes.

82. Der Unwehr user group created

Fascist uprisings follow.

81. Led creates a forum post about this list not being long enough

Someone adds this entry to the list.

80. Cajek, Gerrycheevers, and Under user go on a lobster vandalism spree

Actually end up rewriting lobster. Perhaps the first example of vandalism being productive ever.

79. Everyone keeps getting older and older.

Bandwagon ends when Modus LIES! (How could he?)

78. Ten days after getting a two-year-long ban, Gouncyclopedia says goodbye

Returns a mere 19 days later.

77. Woody adds three new numbers to the list, then deletes three older ones

Calls own usefulness into question.

76. Dr. Skullthumper comes back demanding for stuff to do.

First he kills Courtney Love (about time), then he tries to kill the Uncyclopedia Timeline.

75. After Scully fails to kill the timeline, Mulder nominates the Beginning of Time for deletion.

Then a wizard nominates the rest.

74. A lot of serious discussions are being held.

A clear sign of Uncyclopedia being the worst.

73. Filial Piety breaks all sorts of records

After being failed roughly 23 times on VFH, it gets catapulted up to 14 votes, over 600% health, and gets featured in under a half hour.

72. After an admin takes a look at the actual Filial Piety nomination page, the feature is taken away and Filial Piety is put back on VFH

It is immediately downvoted.

71. TKF does the ol' switcheroo!

Filial Piety still sucks, though.

70. David Carradine dies

In a freak masturbation accident/murder, no less, and then in the same month...

69. Ed McMahon dies

But everyone forgets about him because less than 24 hours later...

68. Farrah Fawcett dies

But everyone forgets about her because less than 24 hours later...

67. Michael Jackson dies

Which everyone goes absolutely nuts over until...

66. Billy Mays dies

And celebrities everywhere begin buying tons of life insurance, while...

65. <insert name here>, unfortunately, continues to live

C-C-C-C-COMBOOO BREAKER!

64. The Young and the Uncyclopedians buys the farm

Executioner Thekillerfroggy writes rock opera in deletion summaries.

63. The Forums are invaded by the Dutch!

They want to stop IPs from editing on Dutchcylopedia. But they want to talk about banning them in the Forums on Uncyclopedia. Then they split the bill.

62. Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches

We're told that it's the latest craze in the celebrity world.

61. Uncyclopedia begins season 2 of Survivor.

Who will win? Even I don't know yet!

60. Thekillerfroggy initiates the closing of Sockpuppeteer of the Month, with great success.

There is remarkably less drama than when Manforman tried to close Useless Gobshite.

59. The Official Anti-Drama Template™

Cabal Decree #125/aaa! "No VFH Dramas" is now in effect. Any further discussion on this page other than votes For, Against or Pie will result in wide spread bans and public flogging at dawn.

Who knew that writers had such brittle egos?

58. The Uncyclopedia maintenance templates get revamped

This time, no one makes a big deal about sockpuppets or .jpgs, so the request passes with flying colors.

57 Orian57 breaks some sort of record.

Featured on three consecutive days

56. Zombiebaron tries to end voting.

It doesn't work.

55. TheLedBalloon takes the Hall of Shame.

Gloating ensues.

54. Somebody arbitrarily decides that Dan Kwon sucks balls.

Who is that guy, again?

53. Gouncyclopedia was never unbanned, creates a sock and makes a forum to announce his return, and is promptly banned again forever.

The forum magically disappears.

52. Somebody gets their knickers in a twist about abstinence.

Amazingly, some people actually seem to care.

51. Uncyclopedia reaches out to the foreign language wikis by forming a foreign office.

This is America, SPEAK AMERICAN!

50. The Wikimedia foundation calls e|m|c.

A powerpoint presentation is made; proposals are proposed.

49. Latvians are bigest and most powerfull country in the world

rours faitfully

        dave smith

48. Naruto

It is made of fail.