Worst 100 Reflections on 2009

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2009. If we last that long.

100. The previous list closes after a mild flurry of activity fails to furnish it with a full 100 reflections.
Won't happen this year, right?
99. Category:My sojourn is featured.
Satan is reported to be stocking up on winter clothing.
98. Some guy complains about the amount of "double standards" on this website.
Now this? Nobody cares.
97. Sonic Fever hits Uncyclopedia for some unknown reason.
All thanks to a guy, another guy, and a user who's name is hard to spell.
96. The white guy in All-4-One returns!
It turns out that not only does he not know Tom Jones, but the poor, deluded fool thinks that Tom is white.
95. Uncyclopedia releases Ubuntu Masturbating Monkey Edition.
What the hell?
94. A newly recruited administrator is revealed to be of African descent.
On a lighter note, the administrator in question also admits that he likes to perform acts of a sexual nature on goats.
93. Socky feels depressed, partly because Uncyclopedia is the worst.
He's still waiting for it to blow over.
92. Dr. Skullthumper and MrN9000 switch talk pages
Many people are confused, but we all just blame the robot uprising
91. APRILFOOLS!!!!!!!!!
90. Stephen Hawking is hospitalized.
At least that means he won't be running over anyone's cats any time soon.
89. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accuses Israel and the Jews of being racist scumbags.
Irony abounds, as do mispronunciations of the man's name.
88. Gouncyclopedia! arrives, lives, is a fanboy, and gets banned.
User:Gouncyclopedia! 00:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC) For signing like this, to be exact. User:Gouncyclopedia! 01:19, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
87. Benson returns, then leaves.
He left a message saying about his travels.
86. Some Girl criticises men.
She left a message explaining her displeasure. Sexism ensued.
85. Sandwiches are voted for.
Also, eaten.
84 A whole bunch of people come back. No, really!
*Pbbt*! Losers...
83. Some people make their annual plea to ban IPs
We keep letting IPs edit, anyways, 'cause we're suckers for their big, moist eyes.
82. Der Unwehr user group created
Fascist uprisings follow.
81. Led creates a forum post about this list not being long enough
Someone adds this entry to the list.
80. Cajek, Gerrycheevers, and Under user go on a lobster vandalism spree
Actually end up rewriting lobster. Perhaps the first example of vandalism being productive ever.
79. Everyone keeps getting older and older.
Bandwagon ends when Modus LIES! (How could he?)
78. Ten days after getting a two-year-long ban, Gouncyclopedia says goodbye
Returns a mere 19 days later.
77. Woody adds three new numbers to the list, then deletes three older ones
Calls own usefulness into question.
76. Dr. Skullthumper comes back demanding for stuff to do.
First he kills Courtney Love (about time), then he tries to kill the Uncyclopedia Timeline.
75. After Scully fails to kill the timeline, Mulder nominates the Beginning of Time for deletion.
Then a wizard nominates the rest.
74. A lot of serious discussions are being held.
A clear sign of Uncyclopedia being the worst.
73. Filial Piety breaks all sorts of records
After being failed roughly 23 times on VFH, it gets catapulted up to 14 votes, over 600% health, and gets featured in under a half hour.
72. After an admin takes a look at the actual Filial Piety nomination page, the feature is taken away and Filial Piety is put back on VFH
It is immediately downvoted.
71. TKF does the ol' switcheroo!
Filial Piety still sucks, though.
70. David Carradine dies
In a freak masturbation accident, no less, and then in the same month...
69. Ed McMahon dies
But everyone forgets about him because in the same week...
68. Farrah Fawcett dies
But everyone forgets about her because less than six hours later...
67. Michael Jackson dies
Which everyone goes absolutely nuts over until...
66. Billy Mays dies
And celebrities everywhere begin buying tons of life insurance, while...
65. <insert name here>, unfortunately, continues to live
64. The Young and the Uncyclopedians buys the farm
Executioner Thekillerfroggy writes rock opera in deletion summaries.
63. The Forums are invaded by the Dutch!
They want to stop IPs from editing on Dutchcylopedia. But they want to talk about banning them in the Forums on Uncyclopedia. Then they split the bill.
62. Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches
We're told that it's the latest craze in the celebrity world.
61. Uncyclopedia begins season 2 of Survivor.
Who will win? Even I don't know yet!
60. Thekillerfroggy initiates the closing of Sockpuppeteer of the Month, with great success.
There is remarkably less drama than when Manforman tried to close Useless Gobshite.
59. The Official Anti-Drama Template™
Cabal.png Cabal Decree #125/aaa! "No VFH Dramas" is now in effect.
Any further discussion on this page other than votes For, Against or Pie will result in wide spread bans and public flogging at dawn.
Who knew that writers had such brittle egos?
58. The Uncyclopedia maintenance templates get revamped
This time, no one makes a big deal about sockpuppets or .jpgs, so the request passes with flying colors.
57 Orian57 breaks some sort of record.
Featured on three consecutive days
56. Zombiebaron tries to end voting.
It doesn't work.
55. TheLedBalloon takes the Hall of Shame.
Gloating ensues.
54. Somebody arbitrarily decides that Dan Kwon sucks balls.
Who is that guy, again?
53. Gouncyclopedia! creates a sock and makes a forum to announce his return, and is promptly banned again forever.
The forum magically disappears.
52. Somebody gets their knickers in a twist about abstinence.
Amazingly, some people actually seem to care.
51. Uncyclopedia reaches out to the foreign language wikis by forming a foreign office.
This is America, SPEAK AMERICAN!
50. The Wikimedia foundation calls e|m|c.
A powerpoint presentation is made; proposals are proposed, and we finally take over. Win.
49. Latvians are bigest and most powerfull country in the world
rours faitfully
        dave smith
48. Naruto
It is made of fail.
47. As usual, VFH is flooded with various retarded nominations

“Things are getting desperate..”

46. Devo, after announcing a Fall 2009 release for their first album in nearly two decades, pushes it back until 2010, for "radical remixing".
Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?
45. Patrick Swayze succumbs to cancer.
The dancing's over, now it gets dirty.
43. The white guy in All-4-One tells us to buy their new album.
Dexter tells him to make an account.
42. Someone is offended at someone else.
Hilarity and butthurt ensues.
41. Roman Dog Bird puts up a feces inspired site notice and receives complaints and praise for it.
Mostly complaints. What a fucking numpty.
40. Dexter has a giant penis.
But his balls are tiny.
39. Thekillerfroggy goes to college and wants us to keep reading his articles.
Roman Dog Bird proceeds to vandalize his user page.
38. Disgraced vocalist, Kevin Federlane wins a blue ribbon in the local county fair pig contest.
Holy shit look at that fat fuck.
37. Modusoperandi features himself due to a shortage of featurable articles.
All problems on Uncyclopedia are spontaneously solved as if through magic.
36. People keep nominating userpages on VFH
Needless to say, Roman Dog Bird, Modusoperandi and Orion Blastar all fail. PENIS also fails. Fails hard. Stop giggling!
35. TheLedBalloon just wants to be loved.
Don't we all? But perennial noob Killer 3.14 refuses to give him any.
34. Roman Kool Nigguh Bird contemplates spamming an image of some guy that he saw in a shitty article, but drops the idea.
33. Modus takes the top spot in the Hall from TLB.
Oh the humanity! Is this the end for our intrepid balloon? Will modes of operations become the new mode of operation for Uncyclopedia? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HALL OF SHAME. *diddly diddly deedledeedle deedledeedle deedledeedledeedledeedledeedledeedle NYEEEOOOOWW!*
32. Nintendorulez returns to inform us that he's being stalked.
Mhaille suggests re-featuring Euroipods to mark this occasion.
31. These guys
30. BUTT POOP!!!!
I eat apples with Mike Tyson.
29. An IP tries to get users to go to Illogicopedia, but fails.
Terrorism and cake soon follows.
28. A drawing of Muhammad giving head gets deleted!
And people go apeshit. Just wait until they see Wikipedia's page on fellatio.
27. A "re-imagined" version of "Mohammedlickingcock.jpg" then almost got featured
26. Twilight gets rewritten.
Nobody notices. Can't say we blame 'em.
25. Mhaille nominated on VFH.
Everybody notices. Can't say we blame 'em.
24. The UnSignpost goes over a month without getting written
THEDUDEMAN tries to come to the rescue. Fails. Woody finishes the job a week later.
23. Tompkins comes back for 5 minutes!
Recreates the caption contest, doesn't participate, and leaves right after.
22. Dexter111344 nominates this to spite everyone.
Now quit nominating shit you know will fail!
21. Hyperbole notices several pregnancy themed articles.
and finds them quite "amusing" apparently.
20. Colin replaces an image on the main page with Goatse.
lol hes such a punk
19. A failed writing experiment
With hard throbbing cocks.
18. Kip the Dip returns.
He later starts International Page Blanking Day 2009 to little fanfare.
17. Former and Future President Richard Nixon dies for a second time.
R.I.P. 1913-1994, 2009-2009.
16. Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service added new improved brighter colors
but failed to inspire editors of said section in this floundering economy.
15. Multiliteralist announces he is leaving a few weeks before he is leaving.
Starts a forum or two, there is drama, not much leaving.
14. Mhaille just wants us to know that we are all shit
Carry on.
13. ChiefjusticeDS graces the wiki with his presence.
No, wait. That's just Famine with a wig. My bad.
12. VFD continues to hasten the widening gap of written articles between Unpsych & Wikii.
Kinda makes you wish we still had that stub on Ireng Shui now doesn't it?
11. Foreign Uncyclopedias are discovered to be violating our cc-by-sa-nc license
However, everybody else is discovered to be doing the same the thing, and UN:N
10. Merry Pagan Christmas!
Now, what'd you get? My haul was better!
9. Some dumbass puts an entry on this list that was already included.

“What a dumbass!”

8. Brittany Murphy dies.
Eddie Murphy continues to live.
7. Somebody puts an entry on this list about somebody else double posting an entry, instead of correcting it.
self reference and vanity ensues, as does filibustering to finish this list.
6. Why is six afraid of seven?
Cause seven ate nine! HAHAHAHA! I'm so fucking clever.
5. Happytimes fails to be featured before the end of the year despite excessive bribes,
Plans to start a forum or two, before officially announcing they are leaving a in a few years.
4. The Grue Army is declared dead.
Hmm... Is that really a bad thing?
3. Filibustering to reach 1 before the new year begins...
Why the Hell can't we ever get this thing filled before the last fucking minute?!
2 Orian57 wonders what "fillibusting" means.
Finnally starts to contribute again as the new year dawns.
1. 2009
Amidst clouds of drama, epic bans, fighting in the streets, malfunctioning VFH, delirious editors and the sinking ship that is Uncyclopedia, we managed to survive another year. Hopefully 2010 will finally see the demise of us.