Worst 100 Reflections on 2010

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2010, although it's possible Uncyclopedia will end this year.

100. The previous list was actually a success.
It took two years to get it right, but we're back on track.
99. Awards of the Decade!
For convenience sake, a "decade" has been redefined to mean 5 years.
98. UnDebate is here.
If Uncyclopedians are known for anything, it's their Mass Debating skills.
97. Uncyclopedia celebrates its 5th birthday!
Again, we cannot stress this enough: We're so, so sorry for unleashing it onto the world.
96. Mhaille is quasi-featured.
The bastard doesn't deserve anything better than that.
95. Some douche on the internet thinks we suck.
Which we do, but that's beside the point.
94. MEATOH.png
93. "Boop!" takes over Uncyclopedia.
"Boop". Classic.
92. A gay vandal accidentally VFDs his own gay article.
Hilarity ensues.
91. Some Template:U Crawlinggnat.gif spams an Crawlinggnat.gif animated picture Crawlinggnat.gif of a crawling gnat Crawlinggnat.gif all over the place Crawlinggnat.gif and gets his nigger ass Crawlinggnat.gif banned for a day. Crawlinggnat.gif
AUGH! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!! Crawlinggnat.gif
90. After almost 2 years, 245 headers and 410,844 bytes, Template:U archives his talk page.
Users with low bandwidth connections the world over rejoice.
89. Template:U complains about not being on last year's list
And is disappointed by his low position on the 2010 list.
88. Template:U proves to be the biggest noob of 2010 and, after being warned multiple times for his jackassery, is eventually banned indefinitely by Template:U
R.I.P. little buddy, we'll never forget you.
87. In memory of the late I LIKE PIE!!!, an article on monkeys throwing their poop is made.
86. Naruto
It is still made of fail.
85. DrStrange, MrN, and Modusoperandi try to talk sense into an angry Christian on the talk page of Gay Jesus.
Lions 1, Christians 0
84. The Pee queue has no articles on it.
A forum topic is created and, as usual, that sorts everything.
83. DJ Mixerr votes against a VFH Feature nom thinking that he's voting to save a VFD nom, and enthusiastically pleads the case why the article should not be deleted.
Wrong-way Mixerr scores a touchdown!
82. Then, a few days later, a deleted article left by a vandal to harrass Roman Dog Bird, Barack Obama's Statement, stayed on VFH to be voted upon. A Festivus miracle!
A deleted/feature can only stay on the Main page for 12 hours.
81. Template:U is nommed for all five major awards in one month, none of which he deserves.
He loses all five, as expected.
80. VFD holds a purgathon of shitty games.
The real fun was getting rid of them!
79. Template:U nominates The Neopian Calendar for deletion.
Everyone and their mother votes to delete it. Fucking Neopets.
78. Template:U discovers hip hop, convinces self that he really is black.
Also, that fucker continues to fail at leaving this place for like the 50th time, staying away for only a mere 11 days. This is a far cry from his current record of three months.
77. Uncyclopedia's UnTunes makes their first compilation "music" album available for torrent.
Nobody downloads it. Ever.
76. VFS changes without warning and everyone votes for Template:U Template:U.
It takes 4 weeks, most people lose interest after 1.
75. A wizard attacks Uncyclopedia
Afterwards, many are haunted in their dreams by wizards with volcanic dragon dicks.
74. Minor changes to the wiki cause fear, uncertainty, and despair!
Who knew that Uncyclopedians were so easy to confuse?
73. Filial Piety is featured. Properly this time.
After more nominations than any other article in the history of VFH, the waiting game finally pays off for Template:U.
72. An Uncyclopedia Facebook page is created by actual Uncyclopedians.
Nothing particularly interesting about that, but it has a link on the sidebar so we may as well put it in.
71. UnSkype goes on a recruitment drive.
They promise a quick and easy way to prank call phone sex lines and talk to real, sexy uncyclopedians in your area!
70. An important discussion about NSFW images on the front page.
Modusoperandi promises never to feature himself again.
69. A totally amazing guy wants to be an admin.
Pictures of his penis are quickly requested.
68. Modusoperandi reaches 40 feature credits.
What a guy...
67. ChiefjusticeDS grows concerned at how many numbers are left to go on this list.
Adding this one makes him feel better.