Worst 100 Reflections on 2012

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
98 Creatures to have sex with
97 Firefox extensions
96 Foods
95 Gifts to give a friend
94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
85 Non-existent Words
84 Non-Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
83 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
82 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
81 Pick-up lines
80 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Porn Stars
78 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
67 Remakes
66 Restaurants
65 Self Help Books
64 Sequels
63 Sexual Perversions
62 Short Poems
61 Sitcom Catchphrases
60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
51 Things to do during Christmas
50 Things to Put In An IV
49 Things To Say In Court
48 Things to Say in the Workplace
47 Things to say on a First Date
46 Toys
45 TV Programs
44 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43 Video Games of all time‎
42 Video Game Movies
41 Video Game Systems
40 Ways of Being a Dick
39 Ways To Be Castrated
38 Ways to be Circumcized
37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Exercise
34 Ways to Fight a Crocodile
33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
12 Ways to Get a Boyfriend
11 Ways to Get a Girlfriend
10 Ways to Hack a Computer
9 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2012, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.

100. Jushafink tries to take the p!$$ out of Uncyclopedia.
Thekillerfroggy settles for a little condescension instead.
99. Zombiebaron makes the front page all about him.
Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. True story.
98. Joe9320 irritates the users and lobbies and nudges the site to join the SOPA protest.
Frosty has a better idea.
97. Lyrithya, Olipro, and sannse blackout the wiki for 24 hours in celebration of SOPA.
Uncyclopedians all over the world are confused about what "soap" is.
96. Lyrithya covers the site in slime molds.
Or has that not happened yet? Did I just give it away? Damn.
95. ONX sits on IRC stoned and confused watching Lyrithya flail about.
This is really nothing of note.
94. Mirror, Mirror on the web, should we cut links to the dead?
Lyrithya opens the battle against the wiki vandal Alicia Keys over at Uncyclopedia's ugly sister mirror site.
93. Zana Dark comes back from the dead. How long will the spell last?
92. Zana Dark returns to the dead. Something about Turd?
91. Whitney Houston is dead.
The world sucks even more now.
90. How much money can we potentially make from this website? The debate is joined and then
forgotten about.
89. Wikia puts up a warning in front of the site
Sadly, it's a warning about boobies, rather than a warning that we're crap.
88. Between February and June nothing important happened
Or maybe we all just forgot to update this page.
87. We got some new admins: Electrified mocha chinchilla and Xamralco.
An "all time low" is declared in standards for being an admin.
86. The UnSignpost dies and then returns one month later.
In the intervening weeks absolutely everybody stops caring.
85. ChiefjusticeDS grows concerned about the brevity of the list.
So he adds two pointless reflections and goes to bed alone, as usual.
84. Zombiebaron leaves a pointless reflection too.
Then leaves to go have an orgy on his space zeppelin.
83 - 27. Thekillerfroggy lays claim to sixty additional reflections.
He's so vain, he probably thinks this list is more than half about him. Because it is now.
26. PuppyOnTheRadio is allowed back of the kennel after leaving some sock shaped deposits on Lyrithya's kitchen floor.
Prefers to skip about on the mirror uncyclopedia website than play with rottweilers on this site.
25. Uncyclopedia's least communicative contributor Comicat1 prefers to talk only to the animals.
Articles about Sturgeon and Tapir quickly follow.
24. ChiefjusticeDS Disappears. Some nonsense about 'work commitments'. Pee Review starts building up.
The smell starts creeping down the corridor.
23. TheLedBalloon returns. Claiming he is living back home with his parents.
Had he really left in the first place?
22. Matthlock thinks he's cool enough to make a forum about himself.
TheHappySpaceman and Xamralco follow suit.
21. Saberwolf116 becomes a poopsmith.
For the second time! He loves poop!
20. Everyone loves the idea of Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea.
Vandals aren't very original.
19. The Government attempts to make like a million of the same anti-privacy bills which all failed
SOPA, ACTA, PIPA, What's next?
18. Lyrithya starts to add something, sees a giant moth, and then has to run off and chase it instead.
...
17. July 23 - July 25, 2012, Wikia permabans all the admins.
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16. The Olympics were on!
And the USA manages to beat Australia for the first time in gold medal count! And Team GB won more.
15. September 2012 - User:TheHappySpaceman wins Last person to edit wins.
14. October 2012 - Zombiebaron declares a New User Month, and a forum is started, suggesting that ICU be scrapped, because it just isn't funny enough, or nice enough to new writers.
Editors resort to using the construction or fix tag instead, and continue spamming welcome messages on new users pages, in the hopes that someone new will stick around and actually write quality articles.
13. Frosty becomes an admin, somehow.
He is declared a national hero in Australia as their most accomplished citizen.
12. Wikia forces all photos and drawings with Nipples or Penis to be censored. The userbase begins to dwindle.
11. Lyrithya promises to move the wiki.
10. Hipster admits to being Another n00b. Nothing happens.
9. Yrtneg is revealed to be Mnidaydwisww. Once again, nothing happens.
8. Shabidoo claims that SPIKE is his alternate personality.
Frosty offers to ban the next person making an X=Y post.
7. Call Me Maybe
Do I need to say anything else?
6. The World Did Not End!
5. Zombiebaron tries to bury the corpses of old admins but one twitches back to life.
4. Many 2012 fanatics saddened by the delay of the apocalypse.
Meanwhile a certain user won his first feature.
3. Outbreak of rampant noobery as newcomers Leverage, Bill Melater, Murder Frog, and Kamek98 see their first articles featured.
Thekillerfroggy says democracy is killing his feature rate and so promotes this to the front page with one vote. North Korea approves.
2. We can all believe in SOG again? Uncyclopedia's most prolific writer returns.
Turns out he was playing Monopoly (game) for the last two years.
1. Romartus and Zarbag still haven't finished History of Great Britain
although it's been on the cover of "Newsweek" and the Globe.
0. Will there be one Uncyclopedia, two Uncyclopedias or...none?
A Great Schism beckons. The knowledgable stock up on forks, faggots and firelighters. Others wonder who 'Uncylcopedia' are/were?