Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time

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A MORE OFFICIAL LIST
According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.

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90 Make Out Songs
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63 Sexual Perversions
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60 Songs
59 Songs about Seagulling
58 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
57 Songs To Have Sex To
56 Songs To Play At A Funeral
55 Spinoffs
54 Superheroes
53 Things About the '00s
52 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
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47 Things to say on a First Date
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33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
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10 Ways to Hack a Computer
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8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.

103. "Get A Grip" - Semisonic
102. "Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot
101. "Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan
Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle.
100. "Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Seminal release by Birmingham's finest.
99. "Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman
Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring.
98. "Come On Over" - Shania Twain
She sure feels like a woman.
97. "Spray Paint" - Black Flag
96. "Shoot from the Hip" - WASP
95. "Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon)
94. "Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac
Massive hit for the Mac.
93. "Attack" - System Of A Down
These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit.
92. "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears
91. "Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones
90. "Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants
Seagulling has long being the pastime of choice amongst England's social elite.
89. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles
Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album.
88. "I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all.
87. "Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls
86. "It's All Over Now" - The Faces
Pass me a towel.
85. "In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel
Bullseye!
84. "I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground
83. "Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies
82. "I Touch Myself" - Blondie
81. "With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby
Hahaha....never touched me!
80. "Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics
79. "Jerk" - Kim Stockwood
78. "I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa
77. "I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters
76. "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp
75. "Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody
74. "Taste It" - INXS
73. "The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin
One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list.
72. "Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin
71. "Catch" - Kosheen
70. "Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra
69. "The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield
68. "Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK
67. "The Element Of Surprise" - E 40
66. "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David
65. "Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet
64. "Trapped" - Circle Jerks
63. "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter
62. "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses
Or any time of year, really.
61. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen
60. "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue
59. "Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth
58. "Come As You Are" - Nirvana
57. "Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle
56. "I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt
"I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure.
55. "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates
52. "Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa
51. "Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X
50. "Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC
49. "Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush
48. "Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake
David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten.
47. "Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps
46. "Spoonful" - Cream
45. "When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin
44. "Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine
43. "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones
42. "Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles
41. "Drowning" - The English Beat
40. "The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers
39. "Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze
38. "One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM
37. "You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine
36. "I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails
35. "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel
34. "Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC
33. "Taste of Rain...Why Kneel? - Clouddead
Why indeed, why indeed.
32. "Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls
31. "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls
It's raining manfat, more like.
30. "Surfing Bird" - Trashmen
29. "Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen
28. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
27. "Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry
26. "Big Shot" - The English Beat
25. "It's So Dirty" - Squeeze
24. "Come Down" - Bush
23. "Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge
22. "Splatter" - KMFDM
21. "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff
20. "Spank Thru" - Nirvana
19. "The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails
18. "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash
17. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar
16. "Big Balls" - AC/DC
15. "Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks
14. "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein
13. "Flood" - Tool
12. "Beat It" - Michael Jackson
11. "We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa
10. "Stuck on you" - The Commodores
9. "Jerk it Out" - The Caesars
8. "String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum
7. "Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls
6. "Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes
5. "Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM
4. "Purple Rain" - Prince
Please... visit your physician regularly.
3. "Come Together" - The Beatles
Right now... over... him.
2. "White Room" - Cream
`Nuff said.
1. "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls
"I ran... I ran so far away... I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.