Worst 100 Songs Referencing Paedophilia

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According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs referencing paedophilia ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.

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100. "Two Little Boys"
- Antipodean bedtime classic from Rolf Harris.
99. "Rock the Cradle of Love"
- Billy Idol.
98. "Girl, You'll be a Woman, Soon"
- Neil Diamond.
97. "Hot for Teacher"
- David Lee Roth and Van Halen recount their childhood memories.
96. "The Kids Are Alright"
- Pete Townsend and friends, remembered for the infamous accompanying videos.
95. "Sweet Child O' Mine"
- Guns N' Roses.
94. "Strange Little Girl"
- The Stranglers.
93. "I Got You Babe"
- Sonny and Cher.
92. "Thriller"
- Michael Jackson. Just because.
91. "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
- Charles Hasnovoice. Gallic lover of le petit femme.
90. "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl"
- Sonny Boy Williamson. Seriously.
89. "All The Young girls Love Alice"
- Elton John. And Alice loves them back. Now she's in Wonderland...
88. "Rock Your Baby"
- George McCrae.
87. "Last Child"
- Aerosmith
86. "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
- yeah, let's just say in the original it fuckin' well weren't a star what was getting 'twinkled'.
85. "Hot Child In The City"
- Nick Gilder -Not only does this seem to be about an underage whore, but the name Nick Gilder sounds like someone who'd be looking for underage whores!
84. "Sweet 17"
- The Babys - "She's got a mouth full of sticky stuff"
83. "You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise"
- Judas Priest - Especially wrong when sang by a (gay) man completely dressed in leather!
82. "Wrong Way"
- Sublime - Lovely song about an obsession with a 15 year old hooker
81. "When I saw her standing there"
- The Beatles - She was just seventeen, eh?
80. "Christine"
- KISS - Just '16' hum Ace??
79. "Little Girls"
- Oingo Boingo
78. "Aqualung"
- Jethro Tull - Creepy Bum with a snotty nose eying little girls with bad intent?
77. "I Kissed a Girl"
- Katy Perry - Katy Perry reveals her obsession with little girls.
76. "Cherry Man"
- The Wannadies - You have to see the video to fully understand.
75. "Love Child"
Deep Purple
74. "Save All Your Kisses For Me"
Some crappy seventies band who won at Eurovision with this. It ain't just kisses, pal...
73. "Throwaway Children"
Dio. "I'll keep you safe and warm, words she needs to hear - what they really mean is no more... little girl..." Scary!
71. "House of 1000 Voices"
Candlemass. Infanticide and other unnamed horrors, but we can guess mwhahahaha!!!!!
70. "Child"
Free. Bondage, paedophilia... AAARGH!
69. "What's Your Name"
Lynyrd Skynyrd.
68. "Who are you?"
The Who....'well I really wanna know!' (actual lyrics)

Top Ten[edit]

2. "Devil in a midnight mass"
Billy Talent.It is actually about paedophilia. A Paedophiliac priest.
1. "Mr Tinkertrain"
Ozzy Osbourne. It is actually about paedophilia, and I only listened to it once and then had to have counselling...