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100. The sound of Hell.

Yeah, they get worse than this.

99. A puking belch and asplosive diarrhea mixed.

98. Meg Ryan eating orgasmo cake. No thanks. No thanks.

97. Chuck fuckin Norris bangin a gloryhole with the Eiffel Tower.

96. Miley Cyrus bleeding to death out her lips. *burble*

95. A shangsleebsner.

94. Dying of dysentery.

93. Horse-cunt farts.

92. That juicy swallowing sound that always follows a loud clearing of the throat.

91. Fuckin babies crying.

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90. The outbursts of excessively angry people.

89. GODDAMN SQUIRRELS!!!

THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN SHITCUNTS I CURSE THEIR NAME!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

88. New Wave music.

Wind chimes are not a musical instrument.

87. Zebra ejaculations.

The origin of the word "splurge." Kind of a bubbly, mucusey pumping *chwwooooorrrrrppbbbbttchchch* *CHHHWWWWWOOOOORRRRRRRRTTT SSSPPPLLLBBBBTTTTT* *glug* *glug* *glug*

86. A woman eating a zebra's ejaculation and making the same sound as #87.

85. A tree falling in an empty forest.

If it's empty, there aren't ANY FUCKING TREES!!!

84. The sound insanity makes.

Similar to a tire iron squeaking against pine.

83. Mike Tyson eating your children.

82. The war cry of the Ewoks.

ahYEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! yub yub

81. The philosophy of Hayden Christensen.

"I don't like sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating. And it gets everywhere."

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80. The Heath Ledger Joker kicking Batman's ass.

Cause you're prostrate and helpless and next.

79. Your testicles asploding in an elephant's mouth.

78. "WERE YOU OUT DRINKING LAST NIGHT?!?!?!"

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