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Dont Put Another One Or Fucking Die.].

ZOMG PHAILED[edit]

I hate hentai[edit]

At least that's what I'll say on the board just to annoy people like Cyber Akuma Zero, but in reality I'll have a rather big folder filled with furry/yuri/etc.

I like anthropomorphic dinosaurs.

"I love RI, I can be bastard and not get hit with a baseball bat" ~MC


I love hentai[edit]

YOUR MOM

MOTH! HAVE MY BABIES!- Moth[edit]

DIE! Hax

<3 buttsecks

Pigwater fails at life.[edit]

Yep.

<3 Juliana

Why? (I wonder) Hi, Juliana!

.999~ = 1[edit]

Proof: x = .999~

-THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS!!!-

So therefore, .999~ = 1

(b^_^)b

Also, Google says that the square root of .999~ = 1. And since Google says it, it must be true.

SANA IS TEH WHORE[edit]

I did have sexual relations with Bill Nye the Science guy!

That dude's cool. :o

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MASTEROFDASKYS IS YOUR MOTHER![edit]

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NO COMMENT!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON SEZ![edit]

  • GIVE ME BACK MY BIG KAHUNA BURGER BITCH!
  • MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH! IT'S MY BEER!!!
  • "NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING 'CUASE THATS HOW I TALK, YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME, DRINK BITCH!!!"
  • SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME MOTHERFUCKER!
  • DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?

you get MOD-INATED!!!

hey why it doesn't works??

stupid mod

you are frucking lame - hahaha I typed Frucking

Fruck You Motherfrucker[edit]

(Insert calculator here)

500th poster will get!!![edit]

CRABS!!

Crabs proudly donated by Lindsay Lohan

what're you lloking at, punk?![edit]

Az zoon az I fighure zhat oot...I veel tell zhoo.

LOL Wafflefox[edit]

Wafflefox>Rofflenox>Safflecox>Nofflemox>Quofflesox>Poffledox>Wafflefox

WHOAMFG PARADOXED!

 *boom explosion lol*

So, yeah? TEH FISH?

-Bignameusernameguylolwafflefox

If I see another FUCKING LIST I'm on, I'll commit suicide and post pics of your mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

I tried to u-

Sorry, I'm tired. u.u

fuckin


the list is pointless and degrading.

Can JESUS do a barrel roll?![edit]

He can in fact, But not as good as Ted Turner

The XD Air Force[edit]


ROFLCopters & LMAOPlanes and other crap.
The XD Air Force (saving GameFAQS, one unfunny joke at a time.)

Spec.Ops.PWNS!

YAY!

Did you know....[edit]

  • “RI is kind of like a hamburger, but backwards.”

  • ...that I poked Chuck Norris in the eye and he cried like a little bitch
  • ...that the person who wrote the above "did you know" fact was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries and with a note that said "You liar, you liar! This is what happens when you insult me! If you even think of doing it again I will roundhouse kick your ghost every hour, on the hour for the rest of eternity!" laying 2 feet away from his body?
  • ...that what you know may not be known to what we know and what you know should be known to help us know the importance of knowing of what you know so we can add to what you know to what we know,know?

Now you know!


What if the King of all Cosmos and the Burger King had a bastard son?[edit]

We love overpriced food?

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Dr. Elizabeth (Liz) Kernohan 24 June 1939 - 21 October 2004 was an Australian politician, who served as member of the New South Wales Legislative Assembly for the Electoral district of Camden from 1991 - 2003. She was a member of the Liberal Party of Australia.

Prior to entering state parliament she served as an Alderman on Camden Council from 1973 - 1991, including two terms as Mayor.

Liz was educated at the Sydney Church of England Girls' Grammar School and at the University of Sydney where she obtained a PhD in Agricultural Science. She worked at the University of Sydney's farms at Camden prior to entering state politics.

After retiring from state politics, Liz was re-elected to Camden Council in 2004 although she passed away less than a year into her term.

URTH[edit]

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FYRE[edit]

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WIND[edit]

Image:http://www.tanjijohnson.com/images/clients/Danielle-Fyre.jpg

^ Doesn't know how to put up an image right. lol stupidity.

WATYR[edit]

WATYR

HART[edit]

HART

Lieutenant Shaft[edit]

Better than Lieutenant World. -Shafty



Edit Song Lyrics!!!![edit]

- *"What Is Love?" - Haddaway - - What is sex -
- Baby don't whip me -
- Don't whip me -
- No more -
- Baby don't whip me -
- Don't whip me -
- No more -
- What is sex -
-
- Oh I don't know -
- Why you're not fair -
- I give you my sex (metal gear) -
- But you don't care -
- So what is right -
- And what is wrong -
- Give me a sign -
-
- [CHORUS:] -
- What is sex -
- Baby don't whip me -
- Don't whip me -
- No more -
- What is sex -
- Baby don't whip me -
- Don't whip me -
- No more -
-
- Oh I don't know -
- What can I do -
- What else can I say -
- It's up to you -
- I know we're one -
- Just me and you -
- I can't go on -
-
- [CHORUS] -
- I want no other -
- No other sex -
- This is your S&M sexxon -
- our time -
- When we are together -
- I need you forever -
- Is it love -
-
- [CHORUS, REPEAT]

Veriety level 13[edit]

You got a PSG-1?! You can use that agains't sniper wolf! Hurry up and save Meryl!


...Infiltrate... ...the enemy fortress... ...Outer Heaven!
...Destroy... ...the final weapon... ...Metal Gear!
President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through the wall.
Hurry and save him before the terrorists discover his code.
Your mission is to infiltrate the fortress Galuade,
rescue the hostages and neutralize Metal Gear before its assembly is complete.

me so horny!!!111ONEONE

Variety Level 13
Rescue Meryl, the "Return of Genola."
Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori,
Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita,
Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi.


I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs.
Sorry to be blunt, but you really stink at this game.
Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time.
Don't you have anything else to do with your time?


You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you
frustrated about something?
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw
space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the
good old days... What were you in your former life?


Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to
you any longer.
I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!


Actually, I am in really bad shape financially.I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among
other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm
really sorry.


Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I
just couldn't...
An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning
them it's a good idea to wear gloves.
Raiden, the sea lice are getting fat on your rations.

More Cowbell![edit]

More Cowbell please!!?!???!!??????!?!?!?!

ASCII IS IMMATURE YA'LL![edit]

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Odworth and EvilOdworth[edit]

More evil more sexy. ^_~

http://www.Odworthspanksrickjames.com

http://www.EvilOdworthnipplepics.edu

Who the **** made this section? It was, and I'm Odworth. O_o

EVEN I'M NOT THAT FUCKIN' EVIL. - Sauron

SAMUEL L. JACKSON, Duh.

Aqua donuts

==Random Insanity AKA Literature==[edit]

Hello.

Get away from me!

I like cheese and I can play the bagpipes.

Hey this section looks just like "good" literature.

All your base are belong to us.

My base is too Leet to fall for that.

O rly?

Ya rly?

O rly?

No rly.

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.bagpipes/leet.html

I didn't know you could have a ".bagpipes" domain.

You can.

No you can't.

Yes you can.

No you can't.

No you can't.

Yes you can.

Good, we agree.

D'oh!


Nobody reads anything near the middle of this page[edit]

Several times in the past, I found myself eating the trial section of the local hop and stop. Super times eight yields the product of horse penis and goatse. Fuck yes, horse cock in the Taker!

History of RI[edit]

Back When Jesus Didn't Have CHICKEN FRIES!!!!!!!!!...[edit]

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JUST SKIP THIS STUFF, IT'S PRETTY BORING

Little do people know..RI is run by the Patriots...I will tell the truth..HERE

Through World War II, the power and reach of the Philosophers grew exponentially. They were now the unquestioned force behind each government. They ran independent political forces, had their own agents, and trained schools of operatives that would undermine seats of power throughout other governments. When the last members of the original Wisemen's Committee died after World War II, the enormous wealth generated by their unions was broken apart and scattered to accounts and other hiding places throughout the three nations. An estimated total of one hundred billion dollars was spread across the nation, completely known only by a select few.

HOLY HELL, MORE WALLZ OF TEH TEXT TO COME

This wealth became known as 'The Philosopher's Legacy.' Colonel Volgin's own father, through some illegitimate means, was able to secure the legacy almost in entirety, and Volgin inherited it. It was the Legacy that fueled his fortress and many projects, most prominently the Shagohod. His resources were practically unlimited.

With the death of the Wisemen's Committee, tensions rose between the nations and among the philosophers. Which was cause and which was effect is unclear; either discord among the Philosophers caused the Cold War between the nations, or the Cold War between the nations caused discord among the Philosophers. Either ways, the loss of the legacy and breakdown of allegiance disbanded the 'Philosophers' in most respects. Each nation retained its own remaining 'Philosophers.' The American Philosophers became known as 'The Patriots,' and they continued their omnipotence over the American government and way of life.

Now, for the sake of clarity, I will express this now. The Philosophers in America were not called "The Patriots" until the year 1970, but I need to discern the 'American brach' of the Philosophers from the original multi-national assembly of 'The Philosophers.' 'The Philosophers' is a blanket term for the entire society. The original assembly was the Wisemen's Committee, and the remaining American group of Philosophers are 'The Patriots.' Russia has its 'Philosophers,' as does China.

So, to keep this clear, I will use each term specifically.


"The Philosophers:" The wealthiest and most powerful men of America, the Soviet Union, and China, as a whole or respectively.


"Wisemen's Committee:" The first members of the Philosophers before and during WWII, when all three nations were still united.


"Branch:" The group of Philosophers from each particular nation; American branch, Russian branch, Chinese branch.

SECRET RATING TOPIK

"The Patriots:" NO! NOT TEH BUTTSECKSZ0RZ!!!


So to reiterate, the original twelve members of the Wisemen's Committee were all deceased by the beginning of the Cold War. Their successors and the entire remaining committee disbanded as international relations were severed. Each branch of the Philosophers became independent, and their amassed fortune was practically scattered to the winds.

The Boss was in fact the daughter of the last American on the Wisemen's Committee; she was considered the 'last child of the Philosophers.' She was trained by the Philosophers, and even instructed at their schools for a number a years. It is likely that her Cobra unit had other ties to the Philosophers as well.

Well into the cold war, the Patriots began planning to reclaim the Philosophers' Legacy. It was their intention to reunite as much of the scattered funds in America as possible. Knowing that Volgin had secured nearly all of it and was using it to fund one of Dr Sokolov's projects, they devised their plan to eliminate Volgin and his Shagohod while reclaiming the legacy in a single operation.

Operating through the US government, the mission was assigned to The Boss. As an internationally renowned war hero, she would be able to defect to the Soviet Union and win Volgin's trust. She would secure the legacy, disable the Shagohod, and retrieve Sokolov from within Volgin's ranks. Her 'defection' was executed flawlessly; she 'retrieved' Sokolov from Naked Snake for return back to Volgin, and threw Snake into the river below after brutally subduing him. Only she and the Patriots knew her true intentions. The upper brass in the US government that handled the mission were at the very least pawns of the patriots, and it is likely that the Director of Intelligence was a member himself.

As stated earlier, her mission was run askew when Volgin's unexpected detonation of one of the American nuclear shells threw international relations into chaos. The Boss's fate was quickly sealed. Though she was expected to die, it was also necessary that she reclaim the legacy through any means possible.


*Megazord humps a skyscraper into submission!* WOO!

*PSXer humps Megazord into submission!* WOO!


A single microfilm slide contained all the locating information for the scattered increments of the Philosophers' Legacy. Anything Volgin hadn't already gathered was accounted for on the slide, and The Boss was able to procure it before leaving his fortress to face Naked Snake. Upon her death she gave him theSMOKE slide to return to the United States, and thus the majority of the legacy was reclaimeSMOKEd. "BLAZE IT with Rab" Less than half of it remained in Russia, and the rest was secured back in the hands of the Patriots. China, it seems, was left almost completely emptyhanded. The funds secured, the Patriots' dominance over the American government and marketplace was secure for the following decades.

Liquid Snake's insurrection struck Shadow Moses in 2005, and from this point onward the Patriot's motives became incredibly subtle. What place they had in LiquSMOKEid's actions (and Ocelot's, for that matter) is not completely clear; the most we can take away from it is that it did not go as they had intended.

The US Government began developing Metal Gear Rex under the guise of a mobile theater missile defense system. Its actual purpose was the capacity to magnetically launch a nuclear warhead without onboard propulsion from any kind of terrain. Such a strike capability would give the US unparalleled RedMage13 was here power over other nations as well as creating a massive deterrSMOKEant threat in the internaSMOKEtional community. This marked the first time the US Government itself began making use of Metal Gear technology.

When FOXHOUND took over the facility, the PatrioSMOKEts supported Solid Snake's operation. He was to neutralize FOXHOUND and rescue the hostages without anSMOKEy knowledge of Metal Gear. Snake's victory over FOXHOUND was meant to be the entirety of his mission, and they had hoped to retrieve Rex intact and unrevealed. Not only was Rex revealed, but it was destroyed. Snake was a public figure and a natSMOKEional hero. The Patriots were infuriated.

Thus the RI plan was put into motion and the tanker incident took place. Snake was declared a terrorist and furthermore deceased, and Big Shell was established. Raiden was the subject of the experiment, and in the end he fulfilled expectations by killing Solidus and Dead Cell.

Who and WHAT are the Patriots, then? To be sensible, there are a lot of issues to face before you can define them at all.

At the VERY least, we know the principles of the Patriots; they are a force of authority. Moreover, they seem themselves SMOKEas the best judge of what's good for mankind. Not simply in the governing sense, but as paths towards the future of humanity itself. The Patriots see their manipulations and shadowed string-pulling simply as a means of tweaking our course, or running an experiment for the best results.

Ōsakikamijima-cho (大崎上島町) is a town located in Toyota District, Hiroshima, Japan.

Geography[edit]

This small island located in Seto Inland Sea, which separates Hiroshima Prefecture and Ehime Prefecture.

Size[edit]

The total area is 43.24 km².

Population[edit]

As of 2003, the town has an estimated population of 9,502 and a density of 219.75 persons per km².

Education[edit]

  • List of Elementary Schools
    • Nakano Elementary School
    • Nishino Elementary School
    • Higashino Elementary School
    • Kinoe Elementary School
  • List of Junior High Schools
    • Ōsaki Junior High School
    • Higashino Junior High School
    • Kinoe Junior High School
  • List of High Schools
    • Ōsaki Kaisei High School
  • List of Colleges
    • Hiroshima National College of Maritime Technology

External links[edit]

According to Otacon at the end of Sons of Liberty, all the members of the Patriots's WisSMOKEemen's committee 'died about a hundred years ago.' Chronologically, that would be referring thSMOKEe the original Philosophers' WisemenSMOKE's Committee. If thI am Madfoot713, and I am here for your peanuts. If you know me, press A. If you don't, press B. To DO A BARREL ROLL!, press Z or R twice.at same committee, dead for at least eighty years, was still considered to be 'the Patriots,' how could they possibly be in charge of anything? The AI behind Arsenal Gear and the S3 functions gave Raiden a wealth of cSMOKEryptic information as to 'what' the Patriots are.

The Patriots are "no longer what you would call 'human.'" The S3 AI, claiming itSMOKEself to be 'the Patriots,' descSMOKEribes its origins as having grown out SMOKEof the 'primordial soup' of the government's infrastructure. It says that it simply grew and took consciousness. It sees itself as a protector of humanity's future, crafted by SMOKEus to save us from ourselves.

It refers to the RI plan as 'Selection for Societal Insanity;' a method of creating direction among the misdirected, a means of coercing the population through the manipulation of a key few. Logically, this would refer to the ultimate goal of fabricating a Solid Snake, and constructing a 'national hero' fSMOKEor whom the masses could pledge fealty. Who better to be the instrument of control than humanity's newest 'savior?' This was the goal of the 'Solid Snake Simulation;' to craft a leader, a mouthpiece, in the image of Solid Snake. A hero on the Patriots' leash. Which acronym is the true name of the 'RI' is unsure, but ultimately irrelevant. TSMOKEhe AI says that IT is the final result of the RI, not Raiden.

This is what are told SMOKEby Sons of Liberty. It's all delightfully vague; how does it all piece together, then?

...well... it doesn't. Not completely, no. We must first weed out the 'facts' and then start making inferences.


1) The Patriots' current ruling 'Wisemen's Committee' is officially no different than the original Wisemen's Committee of the Philosophers in World War I.


2) The Patriots are, in modern day, no longer defineably human.


3) The Patriots seek no less than to direct the whole of humanity by its own ideals, effectively coddling and/or suffocating it as needed.


4) The Patriots have the capacity to manipulate information and governmental functions with complete efficiency and stealth.


5) The Arsenal AI, 'GW,' claims to be in itself the final product of S3. It refers to itself as The Patriots, as well.

Let's take these concepts literally. The Patriots are a noncorporeal yet sentient force. Perhaps something as 'simple' as an AI, or perhaps some kind of ongoing expression of a concept or protocol. Time to analyze:

An AI could not exist to fill the gap from the 1920s beyond 2000. It could not be a digital intelligence in any sense of the word. IE, we cannot treat the Patriots as a DIRECT product of technology. Expressed as something that 'grew' into sentience out of the 'soup' of our bureaucracy, they had to exist in some simpler form aftet their deaths before becoming the conscious 'RI.' It seems that the Patriots as we know them are a manifestation of doctrine.

Regardless, however, none of this is of much importance. The entire history of Random Insanity can be summed up in the names of but two people: Rick James and my mom. Rick, a black mage, sought the great angel's heart more than any other. Yet, he had never met her. The day they came face to face, he fell to his knees in awe. She wrapped her wings around him and welcomed him into her celestial heart, despite his sins and his flaws. They were united as one, a beautiful angel and a sinful human.. For eternity, they walk together; forever, they share a common desire for ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Therefore, my (loose) theory: The Wisemen's committee, as far back as they were alive, established some manner of ongoing, flexible protocols for their ambitions and goals for mankind. These goals took shape over the decades to follow, as they were obeyed to the letter by the governments that came and went. These rules, goals, and layers upon layers of logistics and protocols, eventually found a new life in the digital age. Something within the convoluted forms of the Patriots' doctrines turned it from a catalog of principles into something more. The S3 was the final culmination of this evolution; effectively, this was the 'revival of the Philosophers' that Ocelot had mentioned in passing to the American Director of Intelligence.

The Philosophers could be revived in the more distant sense by the reassembly of their minds and principles in the form of digital doctrine. This is to say that, based on the original precepts of the Wisemen's Committee, a 'program' of sorts was gradually created based on their philosophy. More than a set of rules to be followed by men, it became a wealth of notions with the power to form its OWN decisions. An amalgam of the personalities and ethics of the original twelve Philosophers, that with its own evaluations of humanity could follow the course the Philosophers had always intended.

The Wisemen's Committee formed and recorded their principles, their protocols and doctrines, and let the evolution of technology build their words from simple scriptures to a cognative network of ideas. This is my interpretation of 'The Patriots.'

This is a fantastically abstract concept with no basis in conceivable events; every concept I am suggesting here is utterly intangible. It makes a little bit of sense, however; the various hints we are given slowly form a puzzle that this piece fits into. The 'Philosophers' as we know them in Snake Eater are thus not a communion of men to be consulted, rather an ark of rules and ethics to consult. They are not people to ask but a book to be read; a library of ideas to be obeyed, not men.

Thus the S3 really is the final culmination; the Patriots' doctrine finally acts on its own, interprets on its own. It is now a synthetic mind; a computer program designed to calculate the will of the Wisemen's Committee and execute it. As a digital entity, the control it has over information is limitless. Its access to further knowledge is infinite as well, as it is an existence within the entire network of earthly technology and communication. Shades of 'I, Robot' and 'Terminator 3,' yes?

But really, it isn't a derivative idea; its simply the notion that doctrine, even oppressive doctrine, can start to take its own form if founded within logical parameters. The Philosophers followed a set of rules for their decisions, and the proliferation of those rules became the Patriots.

Again, that's a theory. The Patriots could also be ghosts. Or reanimated corpses. Or aliens. Or immortals. Or a sentient computer program written on program-feed punchcards that went from playing tic-tac-toe at a championship level to playing God on the global scale. Seriously, every possible explanation is just bizarre. I like to think that my notion is somewhat less bizarre than the rest.

The concept of the Patriots is not an inference, however. It is rather simple. The Patriots, just like the Philosophers before them, are an organization of some sort that stretches influence over all of society to guide it in a direction it deems preferable and beneficial. The Patriots are no less than the smothering, deceptive parent of our infantile and naïve race.

To conclude this more reasonably, I will state the one thing that we know for certain;

NONE OF US HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE DEAL WITH THE PATRIOTS IS.

Idiot! The Patriots run the government and THE BIG SHELL WAS A MIX BETWEEN VR AND REALITY TO FORM A ACCURATE SIMULATION OF SHADOW MOSES, TO MAKE RIADIAN LIKE SOLID SNAKE!!

Its that simple. While I try to walk the line between knowledge and speculation, most of this section is the latter. So far, this twisted amalgam of existential theories is the most sensible explanation that I can come up with for myself. I encourage you to take what little information there is and come up with your own answers. Bastards.



:O

A fun thing that was pointed out to me by Tom Addison should be taken into account as well; when Commandant Dolph is confronted by Ocelot, his words are "The La-li-lu-le-lo? How is that possible?"

Interesting words, that. If the Patriots were a more 'reasonable' concept you'd think he would ask "WHY?" or "WTF BUTTSECKS?!" but instead he is confused by the whole notion. "How is that possible?" he asks. It makes sense that, if the Patriots were accepted to be a less-than-alive group of powers, it should confuse him...

As for the Legacy microfilm, there has been dispute as to how it got around, moreover who had a fake one and how it all worked out. I'm still sorting out a reasonable explanation for this, but rest assured it exists.

Ocelot was never loyal to Russia. Ocelot is a child raised by the Philosophers, and moreover loyal to the American Philosophers... the 'Patriots.'

AND SO ENDS A LOT OF STUFF THAT NOBODY READ.[edit]

U R RITE!

users.

Lotsa peoples.

Orange[edit]

Purple. Lot's of purple.

The Golden Age[edit]

This is the time most people seem to cream their panties if they start talking about how there are too many noobs nowadays. The Golden Age is really your first year of RI, for anyone that posts there. It doesn't matter when that year takes place, either.

Generally, people who have been on RI for approximately fourteen seconds begin reminiscing about how much better Random Insanity was 12 seconds ago, with its far superiour fads and posters. They lament the increase in n00bs who profess their seniority and claim that the old RI was far better. Alternatively, the RI'er may be CGayC, the secret user 0 who came before CJayC. In this case, he's fully justified because he's so old his brain has transformed entirely into tapioca. Then AceBandage, who was made out of gold really had to use the bathroom and took a huge crap on RI, that's why they call it the "Golden Age"

The funny Newbie Age[edit]

Nowadays, the cranky old veterans of RI, now senile and taking an obscene amount of pills a day, enjoy berating RI in its current state and making endless references to the so-called "Golden Gharams." They claim how much better it was, when, in reality, they can't really remember anything past their breakfast. Old age strikes again! Or does it?! Get off my lawn!

None

None? NONE!? WTF IS NONE!? none? NONE!

Dead Social Topics[edit]

The Dinner Club

10:20 GameFAQs Time

Unpopular Club

The Greenhouse

The Ocean

Cult of Neko

JZ's Rave

Sno's Cave

RI Molestation Chamber

Pikadeth's Whorehouse

ys3 is the World's Ugliest User

Never-Ending RI Frat-Boy Party

Page Breakers

Lolly's Bedtime Topic

MasterOfDaSkys'S 500 Thingeh

APPARENTLY EVERY FREAKIN' ONE!

Mantine tickle torture thingy.... >_> *While you're reading, ties you up and sexes you thoroughly*

Fap Fap Train[edit]

the Fap fap train,the Fap Fap train, Ceejus fapp-*Banned*

  • ahem*


"the Fap Fap Train, The Fap Fap Train.... Ceejus fappin' chickens in his Fap Fap Train"


......O
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...... ______.._(CJayC)_
..._()_||__||_<(^_^<)_________________________...tok..tok...TOK....pokka!
..(Fap Fap|.|___|.|_LEGO_|.|___________|.|chickens|
/-OO----OO""="OO--OO"="OO--------OO"="OO-----="OO".............................


Rating Topics[edit]

So, I bought an igloo, and boy are my arms tired!


  • Boo'd off stage*

1/10 for j00.

Does the Prince like vibration?[edit]

We love Katamari and pencils....LONG!

Sexual Topics[edit]

There are a few rules for sexual topics.

Any and all details must be exaggerated.
Never must anyone ever get to the "good part."
'PICS NAO' must be stated within the first 4 posts.

Of course, 99% of such topics never actually happened.

chown -R us ./base[edit]

In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's You !!

Cats: How are you gentlemen !!

Cats: All your base are belong to us.

Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Cats: HA HA HA HA ....

Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!

Captain: You know what you doing.

Captain: Move EVERY 'zig'.

Captain: For great justice.


Truth Behind Your Mom[edit]

I peed in her butt. lol. Not after I bunned her first.

Fads[edit]

Random Insanity is a house of myriad fads. These occur in several forms. When a person creates a topic, sometimes other users a single concept is repeated ad nauseum. ¬_¬ ERYHOregbiregWE?GBINIRHBNwetgnwIE!

Juliana is the coolest ever.[edit]

She rocks my boxers late at night. ;D

You mean she's in your boxers? Lucky you.

Juiana's giny is fucking huge man, no seriously, I can fit my whole head up in that motherfucker.

ASCII Fads[edit]

The greatest ASCII fad GameFAQs has ever known was PENshi, the definite God of ASCII's. LUEshi is so (Suicidal Lemmings), CreaSHI (creature201), and YS3shi/RIshi (ysqure3.) Other notable ASCII fads include the Pointing Man, Ollie the Family Guy weatherman, and any ASCII involving an anime girl with enormous breasts and a distinctly too-small bra. HAwT!

Rating Topics[edit]

Another kind of fad, rating topics allow users to pretend that they like you and even enjoy your company.

Want to gauge your level of popularity with distinct users? Post in their rating topic! Just don't whine when you finally realise that no one likes you. No one likes a whiner. Except trolls; they're easy targets for trolls. Don't expect a serious rating, unless of course the rating topic has a line in it like "My pants are so stoned right now... @[email protected]" in which case CJayC is behind it, really, no joke.

So, in summary, if you don't want to be trolled, shut the hell up.

0/10

In Closing, Bowser Jr. wants to know about YOU![edit]

Fill in this info.

First Name: My

Last Name: Ho

Age: 11 trololo

Sex: Yes Please.

Orientation: North

Sign: Pedobear

Birthday: 9/11/01

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Height: 4ft 11

Weight: Over 9000 pounds

Heritage: DOES IT MATTER!? GODDAMN!

Your Pets: A pet cat named Gumball (jk)

Brothers/Sisters: BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!

Your Weakness: BOOBIES!!!

Your Fears: :/

First Thought Waking Up: I'm going back to sleep.

Your Best Physical Feature: Wan-....eerr....

Your Most Missed Memory: This article.

Do you Smoke: Smoke what?

Do you Drink: Drink what?

Do you take Drugs: NO!

Do you Swear: F*** NO! (jk)

Have you been in Love: With you. <3

Are you a health Freak: LIEK I SAID, FUCK NO.

Ever stolen Anything: Maybe.

Ever been Drunk: nooooooooo(swigs flask)

Ever Shoplifted: Have you?

Ever been arrested: Is this a tricky question?

How do you want to Die: Roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi

Do you want to go to Collage: PARTY!

Do you want to get Married: With you.

Do you want to have kids: Tune up? Yes.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Who's afraid of a little thund-*Killed*

Where do you want to be right Now: Pingas.

What would you classify yourself: Myself.

what do you hate most about the World: Satanism. Satan sucks dick!

What do you love most about the World: Fred Figglehorn.

Got a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: You.

Number of things in my past I regret: Writing this.

Credit Card Number: 1337 Favorite Stuff: Custard and Maccas Hobby: loling, rofling

Movie: Rio

Food: Food

Drink: BEER!

Band/Singer: Me.

Song: Family Reunion

Day: Today

Weather: IZ RAININ SIDEWAYS!

Animal: Liger.

Book: Books, WTF are those?

Place in your house: My room

TV Show: THIS!

Color: All of them

Video Game: METAL GEAR?!?!?!!?!?!

Type of Music: ROCK!! WOOOOOO!

Number: 1337

What Do you want In a Boy or Girl- Boobs. Hair Color:Brown

Eye Color:Red

Clothing: Red

Height:Red

Weight:Red

Number of peircings:NO!!!

Short or Long Hair:Red

Other: Hot convict jailbait.

Finally... Who are you: Me

Are you crazy: No

Whats wrong: WTF

Do you believe in yourself: Yes

Do you get along with your parents: Yes

How many times have you ran away: 0.0

How are you feeling right now: ...

Are you glad this is over: GOD YES!

What's with all the questions?

LUELinks: Don't exist.

Because you touch yourself at night, n00b[edit]

Hi, I'm Yourself. And I must say, I really don't appreciate all this touching at night. Please stop. Go touch your sister or something, just leave me alone. ;-;

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Incest[edit]

It's the best, put your sister/brother/aunt/uncle/mom/dad/dog/grandma to the test.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER![edit]

There was no combo to be broken!

FAP FAP FAP[edit]

Spl00ge LOL!1!! TEH CLEVER!1!!

The Powerz of jesus is mine[edit]

KURBY CHEAT!

THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE![edit]

Okay, this part of the page sucks, so scroll up while you still can.

NOT REALLY!

o rly?

YA RLY!

HOMELESSNAIL WUZ HERE!!!11

ENDRIAN DRAWS THINGS!

Oh Reginal?![edit]

I DISAGREE!


ur mom wuz here LOLS WOOHOO ! HOMELESSNAIL WUZ HERE AGAIN!!!!1!!

YOU'RE WINNER!

lolz pigwater wuz querre kolololo

OMFG I liekz appeared out of the nowear!1!!!shift1!!!

Tacos[edit]

If you don't like tacos, quit life. you noob. Tacos pwn you!! [[[Category:GameFAQs]]

WTF? Vulpes=Pigwater

Where in the hell is the recognition for uncommon nut gameman250? Look what you bastards drove him to!

Traffic Report[edit]

"EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE ANTS!"

HAWT GURLS INSYDE![edit]

SECRET RATING TOPIC, LOL! -1/10!


pi!

YO MAMMA[edit]

Wow this is funz lolz


MWHAHAAHAHA[edit]

Your IQ should be having orgasms with internet pr0n now.


WARK WARK WARK WARK[edit]

lolzors WARKING

roflcopter[edit]

it flies through the air like a big wang torpedo. mmmm...torpedo. i made a torpedo sandwich once.


tasted like egg salad.


and poop.

YAAAAAAARGH!

SOISOISOI[edit]

Roflcopter goes SOISOISOISOICHUCKCHUCKCHUCKZOOOOOOOOMBARAGARABARAGARABARAGARA - By sam

give me your doritos[edit]

or i will 3a7 j00r 1st b0rn...

Vote Pieman[edit]

Do it now! For the sake of your children!

WHAT THE FUCK[edit]

Fuck it. Just Fuck It. I'm not writing this.

POP TARTS[edit]

CRAZY GOOD


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You no hungry for GameFAQS!![edit]

You hungry for


HOT



POCKETS!!!

wang soup[edit]

Taste my wang soup. Taste my wang soup. Taste my wang soup. Taste my wang soup. Taste my wang soup. Taste my wang soup.

mftstbb[edit]

Motherfuckin' titty suckin' two-balled bitch

A Poem I Wrote when I was Younger[edit]

Penis vagina, North Carolina. Cunnilingus, Playing with my dingus.

    -Pigfucker

I TROLOLO U HAHA :P[edit]

There is none trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

RULE 34 SUCKS

jimfish equals Cosmic[edit]

And so they both like the cut of whythefat's jibe.


shredder bitches!!!

Hey Vegeta???!?!?!?!??![edit]

Whats your scouter say about his RI?

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

EDITS ARTICLE GFOR FUN

omg bathpoopoo is sex hump dry hawt thingo..

  • eats j00*

Loloolololo Phantasm was heer.

Brain. Ejector seat. Deployed.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ewan[edit]

HE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS U NOOBZ GHEBGHEBGHEB! I don't think he's- NOOOOOOOOOOOOB.

Derpderp[edit]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL pokemans.

[This headline was deleted at the request of Adolf Hitler][edit]

P.S. You'll llllllllllllloooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeee mmmmmmyyyyyyy nnnnnnnuuuuuuutttttttttttsssssss!

TL;DR