The WTH Equation
Long ago, nearly 2 dec-ays ago, gangster-rapper-gone-astro-physical-scientist Diggory Dag Dug released his first equation to the world: The WTH Equation. Also known as the "WTHNP" Equation to 'fellow brothers in the hood'.
This equation is simple yet complex. In other words, please give up trying to understand it.
Perseverance may have paid off for the socialists in Neo-America, but it won't help you here.
Fine. You're that curious?
Since You've Read This Far I Have To Make Something Up
The WTH Equation, not to be confused with the WTF Equation, is a formula that allows one to determine what exactly the hell is. It's a question that's clearly on everyone's mind, as daily thousands ask "What the hell...?"
So, hell has its answers. Diggory does, at least. Has hell's answers, that is. He didn't steal them, though. The answers of hell that he has, that is. The ones he didn't steal.
The equation is as follows:
Where .5* is the factor by which the hell is raised. For instance, in a situation where you slam your fingers in a car door, this is a +1 Hell Factor. (See chart below for more details.) The answers:
1 = yes
2 = no
3 = nigger please
Chart of Hell Factors Applicable to Everyday Life
Sadly, I lost my chart. DagDug denied any existence of such chart, thus I couldn't get another from him. So, instead, I have provided you with the element of hell.
“I deny the existence of any such chart.”
|Symbol||H E DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS|
|Kinkiness||moderate to high|
|Melting point||It's hell. Just try and melt it. °C, or maybe It's hell. Just try and melt it. °F|
|Boiling point||Constantly. °C, or maybe Constantly. °F|
Hell and Its Forms on Earth
To the right you will see an image of Hell in its purest form. To the left you will see the closest representation of pure Hell we have on earth.