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XOCOT 2179 - 1996 is an anachronistic article of futuristic clothing originally worn by Jesus Christ Superstar in his 1970s gothic thriller One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Good ole Jesus (1900-1933) wrote this over the period of a week after drinking 1,279 cups of wine.

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There has been much rumor and speculation in certain intelligence circles, numbers stations and coffee shops that the letters X O C O T actually stand for eX OfficeMax Covert Operations Team. However, sources familiar with the rumor vehemently deny this is true. Slightly. And Michael Fuerer, former head-honcho of OfficeMax and personal friend of the F├╝hrer, was quoted in the National Enquirer as having said "I categorically deny I ever slept with that woman. Not only that, but I've never huffed a kitten in my entire life!"

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