Yerevan

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Yerevan is the big village of Armenia where all girls are virgins and all guys have sex every day.

The city was founded by Yeghishe Charents, who was drunk one day after finishing his poem, "Yes im anush Hayastani." There are two kinds of people in Yerevan: poor and rich. The rich don't pay taxes or bills, because their homes and businesses are too big to afford these unneeded expenses.

The best honor in Yerevan is being from rural villages of Southern Armenia. This class is called "aghbar" or "hayrenadardz."

People in Yerevan love their president, and can visit the Capitol without going through security clearance. Girls of single-mother Armenian refugees of Azerbaijan are treated really well in Armenia, and are even sometimes compensated for forced sex.