Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

This page is a work in progress
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, within seven days, this page will not exist anymore.
Now, go away!
This page will be re-checked on 16:22, 23 June 2009

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Yggdra Union: We'll Never Fight Alone.

“WE LOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE YOU YDDGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

~ Fan Boy on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

“Sex Formation!!”

~ George Washington on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

“What a moe & Boring game, rather buy Yggdra Union: We'll Never Fight Alone”

~ Emo Guy on Emo Land

“YGGGGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

~ Leonidas on 300

“Hey, you must get a thing called mint, if you do, you will see something good, muhaahahaha ”

~ Hentai fanboy on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone
Yggdra Union Commercial Cover Art
Developer	Unsemble Studios and TOTOTOTO Entertainment
Release Date	2012 (Nazi Only)
Genre	Harcore Complex, 2D tactical role-playing
Platforms	PSP, PSP2, Game boy
Rating	AO +18
Would Bob Saget play it?	{{{O-Wilde}}}

Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone is a fucking boring 2D tactical role-playing game by TOTOTOTO Entertainment or known as Sting Entertainment, HEY don't forget Unsemble Studios. This is game is very HARD and make you became nerd. Because of high popularity for nerd, TOTOTOTO Entertainment put nudity CG Image in PSP version, such as Milanor and his all men rape Yggdra.

Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone will be released in 2012 in German only. Because contain Nazi Documentary.

[edit] Development

Early development of the game.

This game need 5 years to build it even the game was 2D strategy game just like Earth Empire or Age of Empire II: Age of Kings. The characters design, Satoko Kiyuduki was responsible of moe and big eyes characters and the lead game programmer Bruce Shelley who also father of creator of "Age of Empires Series" help it out. Satoko Kiyuduki also put nudity and phonographic picture for attraction for this game.

[edit] Story

The story is set far from Sparta, Greece. Yggdra was running away from home because her father a noob King already been attacked and fucked up by Micheal Jackson. Micheal Jackson then destroy all the town, and established new kigdom, called Gayquian Kingdom.

Micheal Jackson send a hot chick called Aegina to catch Yggdra, but some dude called Milanor the master of Sexual Eruption, son of Snoop Doggcomes, raped Aegina and saves Yggdra.

Durant is demonstrating sex formation for battle

Dialogue:

Yggdra: Oh thank you for saving me!!

Milanor: Save you!! I just want to sex with you!! sex you KNOW!!

Yggdra: WTF!! YOU MEAN FUCKKKK!!!!

Milanor:YA!! BUT I refer Sex is clean words, dont say FUCK or I sex in you anal!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Yggdra: Alright! But after the Fuck, please help me to save my kingdom.

Milanor: YEAH!!! BABE!! YOU SHIT, STUP UP!! MY PENIS IS FRIM NOW!! HURRY!! OPEN YOU ALL CLOTHES AND LET ME PUT IN!!

After 3 hours of seduction, finally. Milanor penis is not frim and Yggdra need his sexy mens to help her out. Therefore, Milanor make one condition to join Yggdra for war. It was another sexual thing.

After the sex, Milanor contact to Jackner Pilin to help his out.

Then the boring story begun.... BORING!!!!

[edit] Characters

If things go bad, Yggdra takes a bath, making the morale of her mens up to the heavens! as well other things...

“THIS IS YGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

~ Leonidas pushed Leon in the well

Leonidas — Main characters in this game, not Yggdra. He always to shouted Yggdra because love SpartAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S He do not always appear this game.

“Justice lies on the sexy body, not the Holy Sword!!”

~ Yggdra motivating his army

“You are blonde, have blue eyes and wield a big sword, are you my sister?”

~ Cloud Strife on Yggdra

Yggdra — Second main character in this game who holds a freaking big sword, Yggdra is a sexy and hot chick, she likes take baths in lakes when she was been fucked up. Some guys said she's Cloud Strife lost sister, because both are blonde, have blue eyes and carries freaking big swords, but no one have confirmed this.

“Wooohooooo!! HOT chicks!! YAY!!”

~ Milanor on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

“Too much sex is not good for you, young man.”

~ Doctor advise Milanor in the Mercy Hospital

“Who cares?! look! there cute girls with big eyes everywhere! woooo!.”

~ Milanor answer to doctor

Milanor — Some dude with silver hair and a strange looking axe, he have high sensitivity penis firm. Love to fuck hotty girls, he is also leader in Jawwolf clan. He is big fan of Milan FC!!

“BURPPPP~!!!! Boss, Where the heck that hot chicks!!”

~ Bandit on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

“Guys, if we win, we raped Yggdra!”

~ Milanor motivating his men

Milanor Mens — No one cares about this guys, most of them die during a battle, but Milanor have ulimited suplies of mens, sometimes they raped Yggdra just for fun.

“ALL HAIL for AGE OF EMPIRES!!”

~ Kylier fucking war cry

Kylier — Kylier is Milanor ex-girlfriend, maybe. She ride Huge Hawk when his boyfriend need him. It looks like Gyphron Rider from Warcraft II.

“Hey little kid, wanna Fuck?”

~ Micheal Jackson trying to seduce Laharl

Micheal Jackson — Most Antagonist in this game, he also big fucker and love to fuck little boy such as Laharl. In this story, he was wearing Celts kilt, carring a badass scythe and love to flirt his royal soldiers.

“I don't have any sister!!”

~ Aegina talks to Yggdra

Aegina — Second Antagonist in this game. Nobody know her identical, oh well, maybe she was Yggdra Sister? After he been fucked by Milanor. She was managed to escape to Discoland. Then she meet Gordon Freeman, so she flirt him, But failed.

“Witch!! Huh? This is different than others!!”

~ Louis find a Teen Witch on Left 4 Dead

Witch — Not that kind of Witch Left 4 Dead. This female magician is good against Infantry but weak vs. Micheal Jackson and his elite army Woad Raider. That's why, they always died when Micheal Jackson and his men raped them.

“FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!”

~ William Wallace shouted to King Edward Longshanks on Braveheart

Woad Raider — Micheal Jackson most royal army, they wear Woad and mad as wild man. They are also big fucker, according to Snoop Dogg!! Unluckily, only 3 of them were remain. It was Ortega, Jork and Henry Freeman.

“TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO!!!”

~ Jackner Pilin is firm when he see Yggdra bathing

Jackner Pilin — Noob, A wired firm penis kid that can travel 10,000/Kmh per hour. He also appear from Age of Umpries and Disgaea as a Saban Gipong.

“.......”

~ The Emo is crying like a Witch from Left 4 Dead

Emo Guy — ???? Who the heck he!! But he is not important characters.

“Wanna learn Skill Dogg?”

~ Durantis teaching his army

Durant — Durant is a sexology also a brave knight. He know all about skill for war and sex skill!! He is the only a knight who will join your side.

“You cannot stop me, huh!?”

~ George Washington talks to Micheal Jackson

George Washington — He was most powerful serect boss in this game. Even so, stop tease it!!

“MOH~~!! BURP!!! ”

~ Boomer on Yggdra Union: We'll Will Fight Alone

“BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH~~!!!”

~ Boomer vomit Milanor

http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/ae/aec0a15b2b15ca6fe7d8ce1785967222128fa655_medium.jpg Boomer — Boomer from Left 4 Dead!? Well, he is fat zombie and useless. Just like VMDL from Age of Empires.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

~ Laharl evil laugh

“NO!!! Not this guy!!”

~ Micheal Jackson trying to fuck Laharl

Overlord Laharl — Not important kid, he is just messing your army. He have huge army, strong morale and is impossible to defeat it. Only Micheal Jackson can defeat him. Later, he was been teleport to Netherworld by Jackner Pilin.

“...”

~ You on Gordon Freeman

Gordon Freeman — Just like Half-Life series, he doesn't talk at all (in this game). You can find him in Discoland and he will join you where you need to defeat Laharl. Unlike Yggdra Army, using sword or medieval weapons. Gordon army using crowbar and modern pistol. Which he is most strongest attack in your team.

“Where am I!! I am not Sly or Dork!!”

~ Bill talks to Yggdra

Bill — He just a guest from this games.

[edit] Nations

There are 4 main nations in this game:

Fanatisian (Yggdra)
Gayquian (Micheal Jackson)
Spartaaan (Leonidas)
Alpartaaan (Emo Guy?)

Each nations have his or her ruler.

[edit] Gallery

Yggdra armies, the most hottest girls in this series.	HOLY SHIT!! Is that Yggdra Mother!!?	Bruce Shelley Draw it!!	Beware of Spartaaaaaa Attack!!
Serect Chapter, "Left 4 Speed".	Serect Chapter, "Izanghi VS. Leonidas".	The most final chapter, "The Saferoom".	PSP Coverart for US, but been cancled.