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“Do you enjoy the yogalates?”

~ Joppa on the origin of the Coat Factory

Yogilates, sometimes spelt "Yogalates" or "Yo'tes" is a type of energy drink that is a blend of:

While it's creation was accidental, Urla poured yogurt into his coffee rather than milk, Yogilates became popular and to this day outsells similar products such as Expreese. A variety of flavours have been sold including the suprisingly popular strawberry flavour, which contains pieces of the fruit.

It is often sold in cafés as an alternative to such products as Red Bull, as the owners believe it to bring greater awareness and develop the body in a balanced way. Usually accompanied by soothing music, some of the flavours have to be chewed.