Yokohama

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History[edit]

Yokohama is the love child (read: bastard child) of Tokyo and Princess Peach. It was created during the Japanese feudal era when Tokyo met Princess Peach at a local rave and the two hooked up. After Yokohama was created neither of the two parents wanted to keep the offspring, so the abandoned town was left at a Chinese orphanage where it was stolen by Japan and dropped into the lap of the Great Big Billy Ocean.

Geography[edit]

Yokohama is located on an island off the coast of Japan, in the Great Big Billy Ocean. It was originally located in central Japan however, one evening during a large feast Japan dropped Yokohama into the lap of the Great Big Billy Ocean.

Culture[edit]

The culture of Yokohama is very unusual. It is best described as a combination of several Native American tribes, the culture of Hong Kong, along with a New Zealand accent.

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