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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Yokohama.


Yokohama is the love child (read: bastard child) of Tokyo and Princess Peach. It was created during the Japanese feudal era when Tokyo met Princess Peach at a local rave and the two hooked up. After Yokohama was created neither of the two parents wanted to keep the offspring, so the abandoned town was left at a Chinese orphanage where it was stolen by Japan and dropped into the lap of the Great Big Billy Ocean.


Yokohama is located on an island off the coast of Japan, in the Great Big Billy Ocean. It was originally located in central Japan however, one evening during a large feast Japan dropped Yokohama into the lap of the Great Big Billy Ocean.


The culture of Yokohama is very unusual. It is best described as a combination of several Native American tribes, the culture of Hong Kong, along with a New Zealand accent.

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