Your Friend's Dad
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“Your Friend's Dad came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Your Friend's Dad ransomed those who were strangers and made them Your Friend's Dad's own. And Your Friend's Dad set Your Friend's Dad's own apart, those whom Your Friend's Dad gave as a pledge according to Your Friend's Dad's plan. It was not just when Your Friend's Dad appeared that Your Friend's Dad voluntarily laid down Your Friend's Dad's life, but Your Friend's Dad voluntarily laid down Your Friend's Dad's life from the very day the world came into being.”
~ St. Phillip on Your Friend's Dad
A conversation between friends during their childhood years....
"Like, I'm tellin' you man .... he's HOT. Like, I was over there the other day, right? And he's all, like, smiling at me and shit and I was all, like, smiling back and then he bends over, SO HE SAYS, to put a coaster under my drink? Well, he's wearing one of those lacy bras and I could see his titties clear down to his nipples, man!! He's hot, I'm tellin' you, dude!" - Oscar Wilde
"Like, your Dad is so hot, you could fry an egg on that dog. He is so hot, that if he went to Hell, they'd have to put in air conditioning. He's 'hot' man ... you should fuck him ...yeah, you." - Winston Churchill
"Your mom? Fuck her, she's a rug-muncher. Man, I tell you what, I'll go down and see that guy Bruce and we'll get us some o' his love powder and we'll put it in your Dad's Coke and when he gets really, really high, we'll fuck his brains out and we'll make him cum so bad he'll be walkin' bowlegged for a WEEK, man!" - Mark Twain
"I'm just sayin' fool ... he's HOT, man ... sizzlin' ... HOT, man!" - Mr. T
"(sigh)....I'm going home now." - Sigmund Freud
