Your Friend's Mom
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Your friend's mom, also known as My Mom, is always, always the hottest thing that young males will ever have a crush on before somehow opting to settle for a girl. Sometimes, if the your friend's mom was hot enough, they will be so affected that they become drooling Masochistic Teen Freaks who will go on to star in Porno-Vampire Films and Mixed Fetish Wrestling Classics.
Some Girls have also been known to have crushes on Your Friend's Mom or Your Friend's Dad, as has the Family Dog.
Naturally of course your relationships with your Friend's moms are purely platonic and have nothing to do with their shapely butt\assets.
[edit] Proof of Concepts
A conversation between friends during their childhood years....
“Ah, your friend's mom...I had the pleasure of having tea with her one fine afternoon. I quite enjoyed...'Hey! Don't moan while I'm typing! It ruins my concentration!' Ehh, yes, tea was quite enjoyable.”
~ Oscar Wilde on top of your mom
“Like, your Mom is so hot, you could fry an egg on that bitch. She is so hot, that if she went to Hell, they'd have to put in air conditioning. She's 'hot' man ... you should fuck her ...yeah, you.”
~ Winston Churchill on your mom
“Your dad? Fuck him, he's a faggot. Man, I tell you what, I'll go down and see that guy Bruce and we'll get us some o' his love powder and we'll put it in your Mom's Coke and when she gets really, really high, we'll fuck her brains out and we'll make her cum so bad she'll be walkin' bowlegged for a WEEK, man!”
~ Mark Twain on your mom
“I'm just sayin' fool ... she's HOT, man ... sizzlin' ... HOT, man!”
~ Mr. T on your mom
“Hot your mother is. Fuck her I will. Yes. Big tits, hmm, big tits. Cum on them I will.”
~ Yoda on your mom
“Damn! You see her bending over in that tank top, man?! I wanna roll your mom on her back and titty fuck that bitch! Come on man, get her to let me ride at least ten strokes!”
~ Solid Snake on your mom
“(sigh)...I'm going home now.”
~ Sigmund Freud
“I haven't done this since Junior School, this is fun, see I can be just like one of the boys too, I'm too heavy for you - maybe by the time you're 10 you might win”
~ Your Friend's Mom on On Top Of You
“Can you just keep him there while I get the shopping done?”
~ Your Mom
“That looks like fun, I never got to do that at school! Can I sit in for you?”
~ Other Friend's Mom
“Oh don't bother about this, it's perfectly normal - what all neighbours do!”
~ father on On Top Of Your Best Friend's Mom
This is an example of a typical best friend's Mom, while they may vary they tend to look the same.
