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Contents 1 Your Brother 1.1 About Him 1.2 His acheivements 1.3 Things he hasnt acheived yet

[edit] Your Brother

'Its amazing the way he cares about me so much to let me touch him 'down there'

~ You on your brother

This article is about your brother, the coolest person in the entire universe, and the person who you look up to the most in the entire world.

[edit] About Him

He was born 31st October 1984, and therefore is your big brother. Due to a birth defect, he will be 16 for the rest of eternity, and will never die.

[edit] His acheivements

Had 10 girlfriends at the same time

Had sex with 20 girls in one evening

Anally raped you on 2 occasions

Had buttsex with you on 20 occasions (because you wanted it so much)

Gave you 5 cumshots all over your face

Had a 21some (him, 19 girls and you, and they just sat on your face the whole time)

Anally raped Oscar Wilde

Anally raped 100 emo kids

Digitally edited Jabba the Hut into the original 3 Star Wars films.

Became the Skeleton Pope, the leader of the necrophiliacs

Gave me the best night of my entire life

Made God scream when he saw the size of his dick

Fucked every single jesus

[edit] Things he hasnt acheived yet

Destroy the world with fire

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