Your little sister
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Your little sister is, well.... your little sister.
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[edit] About your little sister
Your little sister is the purest, most adorable thing in the world. She's smart, pretty, and has lots of friends at kindergarten. She loves Sesame Street, but is just fine when you want to change the channel to watch Power Rangers. She has this cute little stuffed pony that she cuddles up with every night, and says the most adorable things in her sleep.
[edit] But one day...
What is this?! You come home from high school and find your little sister making out with a boy with tattoos, multiple piercings, and mohawk on the living room sofa. "How could this be," you wonder. "I know for a fact my younger sister has a date with her boyfriend tonight, and he looks nothing like this barbarian!" Well, kid, I got some bad news for you. Your little sister's a whore.
[edit] Bullshit
I'm sorry dude, but it's true. She's really taken a hunger for cock, and she's been in the sack with more boys than a Boston Priest. Hell, even a few girls have gotten with her.
[edit] But How?
Dude, think about it. She's got giant tits, an hourglass figure, flawless skin, and perfect hair. She looks like a high schooler, and she goes to school with a bunch of horny 14 year olds. And to top it all off, she's easier than Big Rigs Over the Road Racing.
[edit] I Can't Let this Happen!
Refusing to let your little sister's innocence slip any further, you sneak into your sister's bedroom, which is now completely covered in male porn, and prepare to cauterize her vagina with a branding iron. However, as you look down on her naked, luscious body, you give in to your repressed urges and slowly enter your manhood into her warm, incredibly loose pussy. Immediately her eyes snap open, and they begin to glow red. You feel a sharp pain in your shaft. You pull out and our horrified to discover what are undoubtedly teeth marks on your shlong. Blood begins oozing out, and you flee in unbridled terror. Running from the house, you realize that you cannot get medical treatment without it being discovered that you tried to rape your sister. In a desperate attempt to escape the pain, you commit suicide, and become the latest victim of your sister's satanic vagina.
[edit] Alternate Ending!
Your sister's eyes snap open, and her look of shock becomes a look of passion. She pulls you closer, and over the next hour you explore every inch of each other. When you wake up, she has you swear to secrecy, and you are happy to oblige. Three months later, however,it all comes back to bite you in the ass. Your sister's pregnant, and it's yours. Due your parent's Catholic faith, they forbid her to have an abortion. Six months later the baby is born and immediately diagnosed with downs syndrome, not to mention over a dozen STDs that you now also have. But hey, at least you're not going to die a virgin.
