ZOMG

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ZOMG!


ZOMG (including its variant zomg in lower case) is a commonly used Internet Interjection (or Inin, or II) with a meaning that could range anywhere from "Wheee!" to "Aaaaigh!" to "Whaaat?and for "Zeus Ownz, My God!" This is a dumb comment used but the stupid will stand out.

Origin[edit]

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ZOMG was the ruler of the pl?!!!" to "OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!" ZOMG can alternatively stanet XYRZON until 2451 BC, when he was overthrown by mummy after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453adbc. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.

Some progressive intellectuals suggest that "ZOMG" has actually strayed from this original meaning, but most of these people were forced to ride around naked on bicycles with no seats until they recanted, so the traditional meaning remains the same. Most people recanted after the invention of the pot-hole by Bill Gates in 1911. BILLY MAYS ALSO SAID ZOMG WHEN HE SAW SHAMWOW. In the 15th century "zOMG" was a Loved word that if spoken you were sentenced do death by being crushed by skinny midgets people. This evuantly lead to the comocon festival. Where fat people yell "zOMG' all the time. I own a fridge.

Where the "Z" came from[edit]

Various theories exist to explain how the letter "Z" became attached to the beginnit t ten years old, strictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that ictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that he couldn't even look at a computer screen without causing it to shatter, and he was unable to enforce his rigorous policy.

Passion over the subject was inspired again in 1943, when Italian physicist Enrico Fermi published his famous essay "Concerning StarCraft." As StarCraft faded into the background, Fermi's essay aroused almost no public interest, so vng of "OMG". The general view until 1903Zorro]] was that it stood for "zerglings", which was a garbled proniatiuiatinciation of gremlings, a tracout of the zoo. Natge inurally, it was writtege inn by hZorro]]and ge inand passed with notes before the invention of the internet and subsequently instant messenges. However, by that t ten years old, sgic plau those days. Some people contend that zoo keepers used it as an acronym for, "Zebras, oh my God!!!" whenever their zebras would do a monthly jailbreak and sZorro]]tampede trictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that he couldn'tge in even look at a computer screenime their zebras got old and shriveled away to nothingness, so the ZOMG was dropped.

With the invention of the game StarCraft (Blizzard EntertainmeZorro]]ame a new flood of new, overused abbreviations, such as 'gg', 'gl hf', etc. As the development of this game came around str and stampede out of the zoo. Naturally, it was written by hand and passed with notes before the invention of the internet and subsequently instant messenges. However, by thathe origin and meaning of the "Z" remain mysteries to this day. StarCraft is still used to relief work stress to this day.

Some pethe same time that the "Z" bZthe "Z" bZorroorro]]egan appearing, a correlation was generally assumed. However, in 1903, Chinese political leader and communist visionary Mao Zedong, at the time ten years old,ople also say the "Z" came from [['s natural enemies, the Nazi Pirates, because when he whipped out his metallic light saber, they'd say "ZORRO! OH MY Ge samOD!" Mosthe time that ]]egan appearing, a correlation was generally assumed. However, in 1903, Chinese political leader and communist visionary Mao Zedong, at the time ten years old,t people stopped referring to Zorro when he became the 119th element (Zorronium). Then he went on to kill himself because he wasn't famous anymore.

Usage[edit]

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The term "ZOMG" is used at any point of a conversation when an unnerving event occurs, or an event that specifically includes Zoidberg, whose nickname happens to be ZOMG.

In moments of shock, this word may be deployed. However, the shock must be genuine...If it is not, the perpetrator will be shot in the face on sight. Also the user must incorporate " "zomg!" "z omg!"the "Zoidberg eyes" into the expression, as he is an actual doctor and must be treated as such.

Examples of Usage:

"penis!" "zomg!" "z omg!" "Zomg, you better not evolve you Mudkipz!"

Pronunciation[edit]

1. (tz-mī-GÄD)

Or, as 'Oh my god' sans spaces and with 'z' sound.

2. (ZÄMG)

Phonetic, as spelled.

3 (Mō-kem-LEE)

When you can't make up your mind.

Examples[edit]

ZOMG NERD ZOMG PI ZOMG ZEBRIA ZOMG SUPERHUMONGUSMINIPIOFDOOM

Notes[edit]

  • Zomg really? Yeah Really ,,|,,
  • ZOMG I can bind, WINRAWR!.
  • There is also a webgame that uses the name of "zOMG!"