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Basketball is a sport played primarily by tax-collectors and seagulls. It was created in 1859 by a remote tribe of South African children as a means of funding the rising crack-whore trade.

Traditionally, basketball is a male-only sport, but in recent years women have been allowed to play, provided they wear a bandana.