Cinderella

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Cinderella


Unknown to most people, Cinderella was an excellent example of a "rags-to-riches" story. She grew up in the Five Points,Denver where she was un-edjucated and often pressured into prostitution. Her father, long dead due to an unfortunate smelting accident, left her evil step mother Hilary Clinton to raise and protect her. Cinderella found life in the ghetto harsh and eventually joined the Crips Street Gang. She then went to her friend's birthday party uninvited. Met her rich boyfriend, and subjected her friend to sodimization. She then forced a marraige upon the boyfriend and now resides in The White House.