Clint Eastwood

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Clint Eastwood was created hundreds of thousands of years ago by hominoid aliens in an attempt to seed and populate the earth. He however turned on the aliens and destroyed their entire race. Feeling lonley he spawned the first humans by eating noting but organic molecules for one-hundred days, and then using the magical feces created in the process to make people. He saw the people he made run around on the earth and said, "It is good". He then procceeded to make exactly 400,000 Western style movies, however archeologists have only recovered a small number of them.